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"Would you like to just ignore them instead so they don't know?"

No discord.

Let them know that some random person they have *never* seen before has blocked them.

Let them wonder what angered me enough to block them with no answer in sight.

Let them feel the unhindered hatred of someone who had to read their disagreeable words on a screen.

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If I ever see a unicorn I am killing it before it sees me.

If a unicorn ever sees me, I'd be dead before I see it.

please stop trying to convince me that unicorns are "gentle" and "tragic"

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They are vicious

please stop trying to convince me that unicorns are "gentle" and "tragic"

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I would genuinely cry if anyone said this to me, out of fear.

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

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There's probably species in the ocean we know nothing about bc they live in a hyperspecific region or cave

*wakes up, opens phone* and pray tell what horrors have you brought me today

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My tumblr is broken ig

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

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I'm kidnapping Copper, but not really.

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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This is actually perfect for when you want a character's writing to be illegible for like, a notepad texture or something

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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There are many things I say on here that I would NEVER say on any other platform, not because they're inherently bad or toxic, but because people wouldn't understand (unless they too partake in this hellsite) and would probably try to fight me over carrot pebbles.

I have already been fought over Apple Pebbles, I do not need people outside to find out about Carrot Pebbles

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Who's eating a pebble? Why eating a pebble? They could have been eating carrots cut in the shape of pebbles instead, that's way better

*waddles up to u & with great focus and care lovingly places a single shiny pebble at your feet with my beak*

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...I swear I named it this as a little nod, a joke, a JEST-

But BRO-...I DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE ANYMORE.

(did I mention the first TM it COULD learn out of the ones I have was Nasty Plot, and the first interaction I had upon having him out to walk was he got ANGRY AT ME-???)

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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Please clean the blade before actually using it, I beg of you.

i grew up in a town filled with rural antique stores, which means my favorite pastime was a game i liked to call "What The Fuck Does That Thing Do!"

For example:

go on take a guess

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When I get too tired I start to act drunk.

Idk why

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That looks like a very fucked up sewing machine

i grew up in a town filled with rural antique stores, which means my favorite pastime was a game i liked to call "What The Fuck Does That Thing Do!"

For example:

go on take a guess

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In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust