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how it feels to live in my tumblr mutual echo chamber where all our opinions are the correct ones
#just like yesterday when within seconds my whole dash was like 'snake' 'fucking snake' 'disgusting old snake' '🐍🐍🐍'#great minds think alike!!!!#I love you football women in my phone
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to honour Schlotti they put his shirt number on the score board 💛💛💛
#Borussia Dortmund#this made me actually gigglesnort. thank you I needed that#love and peace on planet clown 🖤💛#live laugh lose
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I said DO IT FOR HIM YOU PATHETIC CLOWNS!

Do it for him.
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I just hope that Schlotti is on a metric shit ton of pain meds and so high that he can't fully perceive the man-made horrors that are currently unfolding in front of our eyes.
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Hooooo boy do I hate that snake.
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guys I need a little more "what would schlotti do" from you
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mens thighs.
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bvblr, we are once again holding hands. power of love and friendship and being brave and the colour yellow will compel them today, trust and beelieve.
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Do it for him.
#Borussia Dortmund#Nico Schotterbeck#schlottiposting#why yes graphic design IS my passion :)#has this been done yet?#*on the verge of tears* less dooming more rooting for the squad. for Schlotti.
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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Schlotti sends a message to Dortmund fans after suffering a season-ending knee injury
#Borussia Dortmund#Nico Schlotterbeck#schottiposting#man. crying in the club right now.#I hope he gets to spend lots of time with Sabrina and his kid as well because like he said he really needs some time off#also among all that negativity and doom posting - this is not the message of a man who intends to leave Dortmund this summer#Liverpool and PSG whomst???#on the other hand *cough*some people*cough* owe him a huge apology#like this man is only 25 years old and he sacrificed his health on the altar of Grandmaster Watzke#I just hope that if he stays with Dortmund he will be able to set more boundaries for himself
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I hope the people who basically told Schlotti that "fitspritzen" is a totally normal thing to do and talked him into playing with a bandaged foot and insane amounts of painkillers in his blood instead of letting him get the rest he needed are happy now!
So Schlotti is out. Who would've thought that forcing that injury would make it worse huh, who could've thought? 🫠
#Borussia Dortmund#Nico Schlotterbeck#schlottiposting#I don't believe for a second that his injuries are completely unrelated
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Tja.
#Borussia Dortmund#Nico Schlotterbeck#schlottiposting#there are no words#von allen Spielern muss es ausgerechnet ihm passieren!!! ich zünde alles an!!!
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sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE
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Goal Scorer Selfie 📸
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our boys 🥹
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