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Probably will soon enough. I just may take you up on that. I don't want to go ape shit on you so after I hit the gym, hanging out would be nice.

It's because they probably don't have lives or any friends themselves.

Look at that, both Zoe and Tallie are getting swept up by Finn and Sawyer. Tough luck, Gallagher.

How about you fuck off?

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It's not something I can exactly switch off. " I would if I could but whatever. Apparently I have "quite the temper." Yeah. I'm sorry they even threw your name in this.

Look at that, both Zoe and Tallie are getting swept up by Finn and Sawyer. Tough luck, Gallagher.

How about you fuck off?

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You didn't care about Tallie before, so why care now?

What makes you say I didn’t care about Tallie? I did care and I still do, and you sure as hell aren’t going to tell me who I did, do, or do not care for.

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I know, but they are seriously pissing me off right now. I seriously wish they would, but thanks Addy. I appreciate it. It just also sucks you can’t do anything about it. They need to piss off.

Look at that, both Zoe and Tallie are getting swept up by Finn and Sawyer. Tough luck, Gallagher.

How about you fuck off?

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You can't get mad at the truth, you're the one that let both of them get away. Nice job.

If you think I’m going to just let her go off with someone else without even trying or fighting for the girl I want, you’re sadly mistaken.

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On the plus side, you can go for Addy now without Zoe being in the way! She's fair game!

This isn’t some sort of twisted carnival game. It’s not well, this is out of the way, you should go for this instead. Also, unless you slap that label on there, whoever I want is fair game to me, especially her. 

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Finlie > Talek.

Um, okay? Unless you’re Tallie, your opinion doesn’t mean jack shit.

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I know you’re right, but urgh!

Bloody cowards! Hiding behind the anon button. Well apparently they’re gonna see “sexy” soon enough.

Look at that, both Zoe and Tallie are getting swept up by Finn and Sawyer. Tough luck, Gallagher.

How about you fuck off?

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Look at that, both Zoe and Tallie are getting swept up by Finn and Sawyer. Tough luck, Gallagher.

How about you fuck off

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Zoek, Talek, or Marek?

First of all, I’m still trying to fathom why Marek is even an option.. ? I mean she's cute but we both obviously seem to like other people, even if she refuses to admit she loves me. Ahem.

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Pffft. What are you talking about? Me? Not innocent. ... Hahahaaha. just kidding. I can't even. I don't know about that. I mean, we took out their ring leader so I'm sure that halted any of their operations so I think taking out the head counts for more. What?! I'm gonna have to talk to this kid. Whatever. Yes, we will. No jokes in place.. and I think we did considering you were drenched.

The deed has been done.

You say that because you’re obviously not. Uhm, Eli and Key won round one. You guys took me out of the game for a little while, but y’all still never caught them. So there. Sam said I get him, that’s who. My drummer and soulmate is on my team next time. You and Brad will do a fine job without him, much like you did tonight right? I couldn’t even say that with a straight face hahaha.

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I'm not hating. There isn't anything wrong with not being innocent. (; Well if this part two, who really one round one? I'm thinking us since you seem really butt hurt about being tossed into the pool. Um. Woah. Back up. Who said you get Sam? No one. Keep your magician and runner. We get to keep our drummer.

The deed has been done.

Judging people is bad for your life. That leads to hating, and no one likes a hattteeerrrr. Well then. I guess I’ll have to pull out the big guns. Prank war part two will commence soon, but this time, we get Sam. Good luck finding any weaknesses without him. I almost feel sorry for y’all.

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You know how long courts take though. So in the meantime, I'm free to judge! Oh, no no. Don't get it twisted. I will admit that you are a formidable opponent but this does not stop here. I don't give up that easily.

The deed has been done.

Sweet all the time, and innocent until proven guilty by a court of law. You’ve got nothin’ on me, so still innocent! Compliments get you nowh-wait, did you just admit to me winning? Is that what I just heard? In so many words? It took you long enough. We wouldn’t have even had to go through this.

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Sweet, maybe. Innocent? Definitely not. Again, looks are deceiving. That's just... kind of weird. Ha - Ha. I will admit to be a little taken back. I didn't expect that much out of someone that looked so "sweet."

The deed has been done.

A disguise? Of course not, I’m always sweet and innocent. Sugar, spice, and everything nice. You don’t have to, I’ll figure them out. I always do. You deserved it for tossing me into a freezing cold pool and then giving me the dog’s towel. And I got the lizard from the yard. Duh. Sorry sweetheart, next time don’t underestimate your opponent.

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I'm starting to believe Brad and think that it's a disguise. I'm not revealing our plans more so than that. 

What the fuck it's moving!? Oh, jesus. Just a lizard. .. That's all cool and dandy for you to say because you don't feel something moving and crawling in your pocket! WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET A RANDOM LIZARD? No, but I didn't think you were going to stuff a live creature into my pocket either.

The deed has been done.

Oh, well once the smoke clears you’ll see the halo. All nice and shiny and bright. I don’t think he’s going to try that again, unless you’re taking his punishment? Geeze, it was just a lizard! Don’t be so dramatic, it’s not going to hurt you. It’s easy, you don’t pay attention very well. Did you honestly think I patted your shoulder goodbye to be friendly? Psh. 

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Not really. Maybe. I blame the stink bomb smoke. What? .. I mean.. maybe when at first you don't succeed try again?

I just threw my jacket across the room. .. What is in it? More importantly, how do you manage to keep sneaking this shit in my pockets? Do you intend on ruining all my clothes?

The deed has been done.

Ehm, not really? But I will give you that, you are mighty forward. Self-proclaimed? Do you still not see my halo? Your eyes must not be working very well. You didn’t like the snack? Poo. Brad knows what happened last time he tried something while I was asleep, go ask him about it. I left you a present in your jacket, have you found it yet? It was a token of my hate love.

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Same difference. I'm just more forward about it. Says the self-proclaimed angel. I think that was a waste of jello that is. You're right. I don't, but Brad does. I'm not climbing through your window like a creep or anything. Oh, I'm not too worried about your dog, and we'll just have to see.

The deed has been done.

There’s a big difference in confidence and being egotistical mister boxer, but I agree - there is nothing wrong with a little confidence. I am always super sweet! Wasn’t it super sweet when I poured jello into your super soaker? I figured you might want a nice snack! Oh please, bring it. You don’t even know which room is mine. And Boo already doesn’t like you, y’all aren’t going to win.