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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

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bro LMFAOOOO

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now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury… i may not be a “big city” lawyer. indeed, indeed, and i do declare… i may in fact be, ah, temporarily free—on probation—from my imprisonment in the wretched crystal. but do not let these simple facts, these minutiae, distract you from 1,000 gigavolts lightning strike upon the courtroom

uh, ahem. i said 1,000 gigavolts lightning strike upon the courtroom. *wiping my forehead with a handkerchief* it appears my powers aren’t working your honor

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Also check out UHC Inheritance. It's the same concept but smaller creators like AJess, MineyLO, and Dukester

I think more people should watch uhc generations its such a cool concept a minecraft single player world on ultimate hard-core that when the player eventually dies the world gets passed onto the next player its so cool watching how everything evolves and changes from player to player

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CNN suggested that Luigi Mangione stage a boycott instead of what he did. a boycott of the health care industry. exercising my right to protest by fucking dying.

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everyone in the world is either a democrat or a republican. everyone in the whole wide world is a democrat and a republican and america is the largest and most populous country in the world and america is easily the most culturally diverse country in the world because the middle class white people in my state (like a little country) are very different than the middle class white people over there (another little country, once more called a "state") and you could never understand how bad it is in america, the main country in the world. where are you from again? it's bad in america and america is bad but the way that america is run is the only way a country could possibly be run unfortunately. i don't like it but it's the only right way for a country to be run and you don't get it because the main victims of the main country are all here and you aren't. where are you from again? they never told me about that place. i don't think you get that real people live in america. probably because you're a republican. real people live in america and real people are hurt by america but what can you do? god said america has to be like this. god said this because god is real so god is american. you don't get it because you're over there and we're all here in america, the realest country in the world. where are you from again? how can you talk like this with what's happening in america? you're a democrat, right? where are you from again? my country is so large it stretches over yours and presses down hard. it's not my fault that they never told me about that place. my country covers the world. you don't understand how bad this will be for real people in the real world, the first world, the only world. they never told me—where in america are you from again?

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they're trying to make an example out of Luigi Mangione and Briana Boston on a massive scale. the punishments are extreme and over the top. the humiliation, dehuminanization and slander is in full force. it's nowhere near how the justice system and the media treat suspects of far more heinous crimes. we've been told for decades that mass shooters who slaughter dozens of innocent people are just loners who struggle with mental health. the message is clear: the lives of regular people are expendable and the murderers who take those lives are deserving of compassion. the lives of billionaires are precious and holy, those who even SPEAK about deposing them are deserving of the full force of the law: they want to put Briana Boston in prison for 15 years. those who have the balls to do it get laid bare to the world and treated as subhuman: we know from other inmates that Luigi's living conditions are horrible, the police have released pictures of him where he's clearly urinated on himself in a sick effort to humiliate him. guilty or not he's a hero for even enduring that treatment.

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Shit is so bleak because there is literally video of Andrew Tate describing his human trafficking scheme and teaching other men how to do the same, and his fans are still convinced that he's just being persecuted by the government. You can literally link them the video of him describing his human trafficking business, and they have nothing to say, but neither will they admit to being wrong.

Because honestly even if they watch the video of Tate and admit that the evidence is absolutely undeniable as he himself is describing human trafficking, these men genuinely believe women deserve it and that Tate did nothing wrong. They don't want him to be arrested not because they think he didn't traffic women but because they don't see a problem with him doing it.

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Stark Tower has literally got the best wifi in the whole of New York and Tony makes it free as well so sometimes he’ll walk out of the ground floor and just see like a dozen or so people, usually kids, just sat on the doorstep on their phones or laptops and like it’s such a little thing to do but yknow. He’s Ironman. Give the kids some damn fast wifi.

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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

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Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.

The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.

So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.

But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.

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Web Celebs

Celebs: now in digital!

Hatsune Miku +2

Grian -1

GoodTimesWithScar -1

EthosLab +10

Hbomberguy +67

PearlescentMoon +11

Daniel Howell +58

AmazingPhil +61

GeminiTay +30

Brennan Lee Mulligan -3

Matt Sturniolo

SmallishBeans +7

Chris Sturniolo

Mumbo Jumbo +6

James Somerton

Nick Sturniolo

Skizzleman +23

TangoTek -2

ImpulseSV +7

Zombiecleo +3

BdoubleO100 +3

Solidarity Gaming -10

TommyInnit -14

Inthelittlewood +1

Rendog +16

Ally Beardsley

Tubbo

Sam Reich +15

Philza -19

Cubfan135

Moo Deng

Docm77 -2

LDShadowLady +24

Technoblade -19

Smajor1995 -7

Zac Oyama +13

Lou Wilson -3

Wilbur Soot -32

Amaury Guichon -3

Jerma -32

iskall85

Shane Madej -37

Kasane Teto

Alan Becker +14

Markiplier -14

Brian Murphy +14

Falsesymmetry +3

Badboyhalo -11

Siobhan Thompson +2

Dreamwastaken -29

Ryan Bergara -47

Joe Hills -14

Slimecicle -31

Emily Axford -2

Kagamine Rin +15

Cellbit -21

Ranboo -39

Quackity -47

Izzy Roland

Bigbst4tz2 +2

Jorge Rivera-Herrans

Wayneradiotv +9

Aabria Iyengar -15

Laura Bailey -35

GeorgeNotFound -32

Marisha Ray -34

Shayne Topp

Jellie the Cat

Thomas Sanders -2

Kagamine Len +21

Sam Riegel -18

Evbo

Erika Ishii

Courtney Miller

Matpat

Damien Haas

Steven Lim +5

Megurine Luka +17

Ashley Johnson -35

Ify Nwadiwe

Taliesin Jaffe -20

Rekha Shankar

Sapnap -27

Foolish Gamers -37

Aphmau +11

Matthew Mercer -41

Jaiden Animations -41

Kaito

Jschlatt -3

Travis Willingham -36

Mike Trapp

Oscar Montoya

Gumi

Shubble -21

Jacksepticeye -36

Baghera Jones -28

TinaKitten -17

Brian David Gilbert -13

Ian Hecox

Maia Arson Crimew -58

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