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i recasted an episode of victorious
a group of friends were sitting outside in the beaming heat. willa holland waved her hand around her face trying to cool off "oh my god... i am so ...hot" colton hayes smirked "aint that the truth" willa turned to him and looked at him. stephen amell rolled his eyes as sweat beads went down his chest "whats the temperature now?" grant gustin pulled up a giant screen "well according to my iPad-" the others groaned at his nerd like demeanor. "here in Hollywood it is 103 degrees" they groaned "i hate sweating" stephen bellowed "i know! my arms feel like warm wet ham!" stephen stifled a chuckle. "HAII" said melissa benoist "im really hot but im still in a good mood" billie eilish sat next to stephen and willa "grant you done with that water?" he shuddered "nooo" she growled "give it to me" "alright!" grant handed it to her as she yanked the bottle away drinking some. willa began to stare at billie as she swallowed the liquid willa started to lean forward and clutch billies shoulder "WHAT???" billie whined as willa began to increasingly become touchy feely. "you're not sweating??!" willa exclaimed "uhuh?" willa started to touch every crevasse of billies body "having fun there??" she yelled to willa as her hands moved everywhere on her skin "how can you not be sweating" "i dont sweat" "everyone sweats "not billie" stephen interjected "billie never sweats" "what do you mean she never sweats?" "sweating is gross so i dont do it" billie said proudly. "so what so your just... cold blooded??" willa asked with a moan coming from colton "billie cold blooded... mhm what a surprise" he laughed. billie took a bottle of sun screen and sprayed some into his face landing it over his eye and cheek bones "AHHH THAT WITCH GOT SUN SCREEN IN MY EYES HELP ME GRANT!" grant got the sunscreen off with a napkin as willa watched in disgust and billie with a smile plastered on her face "its okay dont fret. here you go!" colton groaned "now my face is gonna tan unevenly" david ramsey walked up "hey amigos and amigirls" melissa noticed something in his hand "whats all that money for??" he waved the money at himself to cool off "me i set up a kitty pool and im charging people 5 bucks for 5 minuets HEY KATHRINE!! YOU GOT 3 MORE MINUETS!" kathrine splashed around as she yelled "okay!" she resumed in the pool. david sat down with stephen and billie. melissa started to smile then spoke "is it true that like...sweat and pee are like... cousins" david made a face of disgust "what now??" "man how long is this heat wave gonna last" stephen groaned "they say till Tuesday" muttered willa "why would they say that!???" yelled melissa the boys looked and shook their heads. grant watched his iPad "wow its up to 106 in the valley" the group groaned. stephen nodded "hey look up Venice beach" grant complied and looked up the weather "Venice is ...only 91 degrees" willa groaned "ohh lets go to Venice!!" "you guys wanna?" stephen smirked "what like blow off school?" billie asked in response "i can get with that!" colton sneered. "no..i meant Saturday i could borrow my uncles pick up hook it up to my rv and we can all hit the beach" emily bett rickards walked up "the beach i am so in!!" she walked off with everyone yelling at her "NO ONE LIKES YOU!!" billie screamed. colton groaned when willa realized kathrine was drowning in the shallow kitty pool "hey! hey! its kathrine shes faced down in the kitty pool!" david checked his watch "its cool she still has 2 minuets" willa and grant ran over to check on the girl pulling her out of the water "are you okay?" kathrine gargled "maybe you should give her mouth to mouth" grant suggested. willa looked at him angrily "nah shes alright" willa pushed kathrine back into the pool
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willa posted a status update to the slap.com
( stupid ass pear phone )
the group pulled up in the rv and the pick up at the beach. stephen and billie got out of the red truck going into the rv. as soon as the door opened melissa ran out screaming "GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE" stephen and billie stared "hurry back!" melissa yelled back "KK" billie commented "she has the bladder of a squirrel". stephen and billie went into the rv "whos ready for beach fun?" stephen asked. the group howled in excitement. emily got up while holding her beach towel "stephen this rv is so cool!" stephen smiled in confidence "thanks" "and you like live in this?" stephen nodded "yea but in my parents driveway!" colton started to pout "i wish i had parents" grant reprimanded him "hey some things are private" colton looked at him " i know" willa was at the window "hey how come these windows are windows are tinted so dark?" "oh cause my dad bought it from a rapper " billie chimed in "all the windows are made of bullet proof glass" david looked up "which rapper?" "fat drake" "the fat drake???" willa yelled. "uhuh" stephen nodded "i heard hes thin now" grant said as willa turned to him "yeah he had that stomach surgery" "awh good for fat drake!" emily smiled "hey!" willa yelled to billie "what??" she peered into billies ocean blue eyes "does it worry you that you never sweat?" "no" "but what if one day all your sweat builds up inside you and you just explode" billie leaned into willas face "i would love that!" david sighed "alright its starting to get hot in here. the others agreed. stephen tried to open the door when it just clanked against something as if there was a force infront of it. "whats wrong?" billie asked. "i dont know the door wont open?" the group looked at each other as the door wouldn't open. low and behold a gigantic camper parked incredibly close to the rv blocking its only exit and entrance "man i love the beach!" some dude and his kids left the camper. billie became increasingly impatient "just open it!" "i cant somethings blocking the door" willa looked through the window "awh man some idiot parked a huge rv next to us!" " what ever lets just go out the back door" emily whined. stephen looked at her "there is no back door" "well thats stupid" she fell back onto the couch. davids voice level increased "im getting very hot now!" grant looked around "will somebody open a window???" billie looked at him and growled "the windows are bullet proof they dont open!" colton groaned "ah well thanks a lot fat drake!!" billie got angry and walked towards him "what???" she asked "I MEAN THE RAPPER FROM WHOM STEPHENS DADDY PURCHASED THIS VEHICLE" david shook his tank top "im getting hotter" "just push on the door" willa whined "i cant push a 7000 pound rv out of the way" "THEN PUSH HARDER!" she yelled at stephens response as she held her arms out. the kids began to bicker. david stopped them "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT lets not bug out" willa turned to him "dude nobody knows were trapped in this toaster oven" david nodded "melissa just went to the bathroom then she can start stephens truck and then pull us forward so we can get out" "good point" colton smiled. the teens started to relax a little bit.
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melissa was walking by some boys "HEY" they responded with a hello and hi and a hey. "whats that song your playing??" the boys looked at her "im not sure" "well its really cool" she giggled "do you wanna hang out with us?" one of the boys asked " oh i cant i need to get back to my friends" the boys groaned " oh cmon just hang out with us for a few minuets" melissa complied "okay!"
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emily was pacing around the rv while the others just laid down and let the heat over take them. willa leaned against the couch laying her arm next to grant "where is melissa!" grant looked around "shes been gone for 20 minuets" david looked at the both of them "the girl only weighs 55 kilos!" emily took out her phone "thats it im calling her whats melissas number?" "i already tried" billie whined "no signal" stephen grunted "man i told yall not to get f mobile" david scolded them "well where's your phone" willa asked "i left my phone in my pants and my grandma washed it all my contacts gone!" grant looked up "why dont we turn on the air conditioning" stephen sat up "the ac doesnt work unless the truck is running" emily looked at him "well then go start the truck!" emily yelled "i cant get out" stephen yelled back at her "uhh why did you invite me here!" every one began to tell her that noone invited her "NO ONE LIKES YOU" billie repeated "im getting very hot now!" david yelled. grant got up and pointed to the thermometer "guys its 102 degrees in here" they all groaned. "i need a cold drink" willa cried. stephen got up "me too" "where are they" she asked stephen had a moment of realization "in the truck" willa groaned as she turned on her side. "what are we gonna do??" emily questioned. willa got an idea then started to scream "MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the group joined in shouting her name but to no avail melissa was playing with the boys with water guns "its so cold its so cold!" melissa wailed willa screamed "ITS SO HOT!!"
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the group groaned with the heat over taking them. "i cant believe melissa isnt back yet" david took off his button down shirt and laid on the ground "how hot is it in here now?" grant checked "107 degrees" they all groaned emily looked up "every night i prayed to be hotter.. THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT!" she cried "theres parts of me sweating i didnt know could sweat" david groaned. "oh my god i forgot.." willa looked up as she grabbed something "what?" billie questioned "i brought a fan a battery powered fan" willa dug for it in her bag pulling out a very small fan "here it is!" she smiled and looked at it with relief "oh stop" david yelled "thats it" emily barked "thats your fan" grant said in disappointment "Yeah?" willa squeaked "its not big" stephen looked at her "its an embarrassment " billie whined ' you teased us " david said " okay fine i guess i just wont turn it on!" the group yelled at her to turn it on "YEAH NOW YOU LIKE MY TINY FAN HUH!"
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the fan spun back and forth "at least it osolates" the group moved with the fan. "im still not happy" david complained "im so hot" emily whined "where could melissa be??" grant whined "i hope shes okay" willa cried.
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melissa was dancing with the boys and squealing. the boys noticed a cart coming "hey shave ice!" melissa began to get excited "oh good i love shave ice!" the boys went up to the cart and ordered the shave ice "what flavor do you like?" melissa smiled "you pick for me" "cherry for the lady" melissa squealed "YAY THATS MY FAVEEE" she poked their abdomens in happiness. the man handed them their cups. melissa screamed "AAH BRAIN FREEZE!"
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The fan began to slow down "uh oh" "its slowing down" the fan had died soon after. grant screamed "NOOOOOO CMON FAN WORK" stephen tried to calm him down "grant grant grant its dead grant stop its over!" grant started to short-circuits and ended up grabbing a couch pillow and screaming into it where colton was passed out from the heat "im extremely hot now" david yelled while emily complained "we've got to get out of this stupid rv..." stephen made a face "yeah offense" willa sighed "we at least have to find something to drink" billie tapped on stephens shoulder "hey hey- your fish tank!" stephen looked "oh yeah- i forgot about my fish tank" stephen smiled proudly while looking at the tank of green algae and living organisms. "were gonna drink fish water??" colton woke up to speak "beats dying of thirst" david replied while looking at the fish tank. "when was the last time you cleaned it" billie looked at the dark brown water. "you're supposed to clean it???" stephen asked puzzled the girls groaned "we cant drink dirty fish water" "well if we dont drink something were all gonna be-" willa cut off david and grant "WAIT- emily- what are you doing" emily looked up from her bag and looked at willa "what do you mean??" willa looked at her with a look of anger and questionability "why was your head in your bag???" emily hesitated and pointed "i-its cool in there-" willa started to become more suspicious "i heard you swallow-" emily got scared as willa came close to her "gimmie the bag-" "no" "GIVE ME THE BAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG" willa tackled emily as she shook her head and yelled "NOOOO" the two began rolling on the floor fighting each other. willa took the bag and grabbed a water bottle with just a small amount at the bottom "SHE HAS WATER SHE HAS WATER" emily screamed "GIVE IT BACK!!" "you had water this entire time and didnt share with the rest of us" willa scolded. "if i shared it i wouldn't have as much for me" emily whined. david took the bottle "theres only 1 swallow left!" billie stood up "I WANT IT" willa screamed "no! we will share it" david grumbled "theres barely enough to fill up the cap" willa looked up "then we will share one capful!" "okay we share it" emily complied "YOU GET NOTHING!" willa yelled.
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the boys were laid out on lawn chairs as melissa and the boy she was speaking to were spinning clay to make a pot. "just keep your hands steady" "steady??" she asked as he pulled up a chair. "like this" he held his hands around hers to demonstrate.
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the water was poured down into the cap. "alright no sipping everyone gets one tongue dip!" willa explained before she slowly dipped her tongue into the cap of water. she passed it on to david "oh thats refreshing here" david dipped in his tongue then passed it to grant who did a tongue dip then swallowed the cap earning the group to grab him and start shaking him to spit out the cap from his mouth. "its empty!" billie whined "IM SORRY I COULDNT HELP MYSELF" grant cried and laid into the pillow sobbing his eyes out. billie crawled away as stephen rubbed his back "okay somethings dripping on me somethings dripping on me!" billie began to freak out stephen came to investigate "nothings dripping" "yes look on my arm" she presented her arm "A-AND MY FOREHEAD WHATS GOING ON WHATS HAPPENING!???" billie screamed. "you're sweating" stephen told her "no no im not i dont sweat im not sweating!" stephen grabbed her wrists "look at me babe-" billie continued to deny it "LOOK AT ME!!" "WHAT???!!!" "you're sweating" stephen said. billie ripped her arms away and whined till she began to cry on the floor. "we gotta get out of here" "yeah thank you kathrine obvious" willa said to billie sarcastically. the group all looked at willa "what??" emily questioned "i said thank you kathrine obvious" "did she say kathrine obvious" grant asked from behind the pillow he was crying in. "its captain obvious" david said "huh?" willa asked "the expression is thank you captain obvious" billie replied "its not kathrine???" emily looked at willa "NO?" stephen yelled "WHO WOULD KATHRINE BE??" willa leaned forward while whining "KATHRINE CAN BE A CAPTAIN" she began to cry.
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melissa and the boy were talking again as they set melissas "pot" on the table "you spun a beautiful pot" he complimented "you helped me spin it" "later we'll glaze it" melissa smiled "thank you...but i should really be getting back to my friends" "you cant leave now" he looked at her "paul just made tuna tar tar!" "we caught the tuna this morning" "you gotta stay for the tuna tar tar" "have some tuna" they convinced her "okay!" melissa started to eat the tuna
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the group sat at their death bed then david spoke up "its official..... i have achieved maximum hottittude" he groaned "ive never been this thirsty" billie cried. willa answered "for the first time in my life my tongue... isnt moist" grant was at the fish tank with his nose pressed against the glass "these fish mock me" emily stared "how dare they swim around enjoying that filthy water" her voice broke. grant sat up a bit "im gonna drink that filthy water" they told him not to but he yelled "WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE" stephen bellowed "its his call" grant screamed and dunked his head in the water drinking it. "well" david asked. when he came back up he began to gag. he grabbed emilys bag and vomited into it "THATS MY BAG" she whined. grant took his head from the bag "dont drink the fish water-" he tossed emilys bag onto her lap earning a grossed out sound and a slosh from the bag. "what do we do" willa asked. stephen looked up at her "i dont know..." willa leaned on the couch. david spoke "when i was a little boy my grandma... before she lost her mind she used to say to me... david no matter how bad things get you can make it better by singing a song" emily spoke "thats so stupid" willa began " you dont have to be afraid to put your dreams in action youre never gonna fade youll be the main attraction not a fantasy-" the others joined in " just remember me when it turns out right cause you know that if your living your imagination-" melissa bursted in 'HI EVERYONE!!" the group all got up screaming and hugging her "MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!!" the boys ran to the cooler giving everyone cold drinks "wow you guys really missed me - oh ew billie youre all sweaty-" billie wiped off her arms "never speak of it" she yelled "we were trapped in there" willa yelled "for hours" david chimed in "HOPE YOU HAD A NICE PEE" emily shouted. "trapped why didnt you guys just open the door" stephen took his water bottle from his mouth "cause there is a gigantic rv parked right- in the-" he paused. david exhaled "i guess they left and we didnt even know" stephen gulped his water then spoke "who cares... its over-" grant held colton "i drank fish water- " willa smiled "its alright its only 4:30 and theres a large pacific ocean right over there!" "lets go enjoy that ocean!" grant yelled as the group ran into the beach area.
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a group of men began walking by the rv "hey fat drake" he looked up "wassup" "isnt that your old rv with the bullet proof windows??" "yeah i think it is" "we had some times in there" "....dont talk about it"
should i redo another episode??
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i had an epiphany cause i think i like my brothers friend and im not sure how to approach it
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MY MEDUSA
okay so im coming on here because i was thinking about something that happened to me in elementary that progressed into my highschool life.
when i was 10 years old i was sexually harassed by a classmate who wasnt back then classified as special ed YET he grabbed me by my waist and started to thrust against my bum area and i felt he had a hard on and i screamed "HIS PEN!S IS ON ME!" repeatedly until a girl looked at me with a weird look.
i felt really violated that day and when i was in kindergarten he had kissed me and i didnt want it and i understand we were children back then but it was a serious violation of my privacy and someone actually stood up for me.
later into 6th year i was downloading apps to find friends because i was severely bullied during that time and i downloaded the notorious app KIK and alot of men sent me their pen!ses and i felt it was disgusting so i blocked them
this was an ongoing cycle until i had my technology taken away. when i pulled through with my grades i got my tech returned and the cycle returned and i kept defending myself.
when i went into my freshman year of highschool i had a friend who was a junior and he and i had a good friendship until he and i got intimate over text and he ended up sending me unwanted pictures. it warranted me into faking feeling sick and telling him i wouldnt be coming to his house the next day at the time i had anorexia and bulimia so i had a valid excuse to bail myself out. i told him "i-dont think i can make it tomorrow i feel really nauseous" he said it was fine.
in my sophmore year i ended up being raped by a 19 year old whom i trusted. i just wanted a cuddle and he forced it in.
i am now a junior and i hope i can finally get a job so i can move away from here after i finish high school get my tattoos for my anxiety suicide attempt depression survival of a surgery freedom sexual assault and rape. i know people say the medusa tattoo is over used but heres the thing!
THERE IS TOO MUCH SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND TOO MUCH RAPE! HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT!
my suicide attempt was because of the incident when i turned 10 i was severely depressed due to me getting sexually harassed and i was bullied horrendously by someone who i thought was my best friend.
my surgery was my gallbladder i had gallstones due to my horrid diet and i ended up needing it removed
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my horrible disney fan cast for a redemtion movie cause me and my friends are debating how good they are
Snow white Kristen stewart
Teagan croft cinderella (the tublr gifs didnt show any of her sadly so i used an old gif i had of her when i was writing my titans book back in june)
Aurora Billie eilish
Sadie sink ariel
Belle undetermined
Ana diop Tiana
Jasmine Undetermined
Mulan chelsea zhang or lana condor Couldnt decide
Rapunzel Undetermined
Merida Sophie turner
thank you for your time please croutique me if needed i understand ive been really gross abt my fancasts in the past and im working on them and myself
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telestrations on 4th of july
so my family and i reviled telestraitions the video game and we ended up getting my cousin to fart and she didnt wanna admit to it and it was so funny cause it sounded like a shot gun from 4 miles away
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alisons first fight with the x-men
"never wound what you cant kill" venom screeched at alison as she was tied to her own webs. he smacked her in the face ripping her mask away she coughed out blood and looked at him "eddie the suit you have to take it off" "oh youd like that wouldnt you?" he held up the spiked blade to her throat "i know what it feels like... it feels good the power.........but youll lose yourself let it go" "i like being bad it makes me happy" he was about to stab her before scott zapped both his arms making the symbiote screech louder than ever "alison" kitty squeaked out being afraid of the symbiote that stood before the x men. alison ripped her arms out of the symbiotes webbing kicking him into the nearest wall. eddie slammed into 3 walls of cinder blocks making him weaker. jean helped alison up and held her close "are you hurt" alison looked down at the stab wound in her arm showing a word carved into her arm "mutant". jean became angered joining hands with her sister. professor x looked to peter maximoff "peter seal him". peter ran in a circle not allowing venom to to exit.
alison leaped in the air webbing pipes slamming them together creating an X the dust knocked venom to his knees as his symbiote screeched feeling the vibrations. the vibrations started to break the web above leaving miles james to parish
alison screamed his name "MILES JAMES!" she left to sight tackling him into another side of the building saving his life. charles looked at kitty "shadow cat get more pipes and clank them together. shadow cat nodded and began. jean helped alison back to the other sight of the fight joining hands with her once more
"girls destroy venom" jean and alison combined their powers putting fire and poison into venoms system making him blow up and disinigrate
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16th Birthday
happy birthday riley ! (happy birthday *holds up a mirror* to me)
im older and i feel gross hehe
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CREDIT TO THIS PERSON! AWESOME FIND BTW
this is like so accurate to how i imagined may and myself if we were like the same person i love being a couch potato yet i only play video games if theyre on my phone specifically panda pop a tribute to andrew garfield being on the web playing bubble shooter original
Spider-Girl by Ron Frenz
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bucket of diarhea marauders version
Sirius became a disembodied voice due to him scaring alice and getting spelled.
james: this sucks! *sees something in the distance* wait what is that?
sirius: *rolls down the hill of hogwarts going to the food hall* GIVE ME SOME SNACKS!
pandora: WHAT ARE YoUuUuUUuU??
james: looks like a bucket of diarhea
sirius: no its me sirius!
james: OH MAN THAT POOP WITH WHEELS STOLE SIRIUS' VOICE!
sirius: no i didnt steal anything!
james: YOURE NOT STEALING THESE VOICES! *shakes his head* CMON PAN LETS BAIL!
*james and pandora run and james trips on a bench*
sirius: COME BACK!
james: NO WAY BRO!
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bucket of diareah
baby mayday: *in a bucket with a walki talki on my chest and only my hair is showing rolling down the hill to the spiderverse snack bar pushing the door open*
(spidegirl over the walki) GIMMIE SOME SNACKS!
gwen: WHAT ARE YOU????
miguel: looks like a bucket of diereah
bm: ITS ME ALISON!
miguel: OH MAN THAT POOP WITH WHEELS STOLE ALLYS VOICE!
bm: NO I DIDNT STEAL ANYTHING
miguel: YOURE NOT STEALIN THESE VOICES! CMON GWEN LETS BAIL! *tumbles out the window with gwen*
bm: come back!!!!!!!
miguel : NO WAY BRO!
#spider family#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderman oc#billie eilish#teagan croft#brenton thwaites
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nightwing and jason pass the salt
max: hey daddy can you pass the salt? *jason and dick go for the salt* *rachel chokes on her water* *kori goes red with anger* komand'r: OH FOR CHRIST SAKES! komand'r: *grabs the salt and slams it down infront of max* thank you aunti id love the salt *dick and jason are stunned* max: sorry daddy j&D:*in unison* its alright
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nightwings daughter and jason todd
Max: MY LOOOVEEEE!
J: STOP SINGING ! I CANT HEAR DICK QUIET!
J: i love you
m: sureeeee
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AITA
okay so here we go...
my cousin was sick today and she stayed away from my family, and yesterday she wasnt sick and when she was leaving i put my jacket hood to my nose because she smelt like vomit and i dont want to get sick myself and my brother had also been making gagging sounds and i was laughing for a totally different reason and she began to cry. my uncle came out and scolded my mother aunt brother and i. my problem with this is she bullies me punches me in my mouth when she knows i have impacted wisdom teeth and she continues to slap me and punch me in my jaw area and mouth area and when i do something she goes "oh youre gonna get in trouble" and its not like i care about what she thinks but the bullying goes to far at times when she likes to make fun of me and she gets into my mind. and sometimes i like to carry things because of my sensory issues and she'll take it and play with it without consent. she often ruins my items like just recently she pulled out my stuffies hair with my hair brush. and a couple hours later she started to annoy me and i had to go into my room and turn on my earbuds and she barged in when i was changing into my pants i had to scream at her to get out and when i was done i walked out yelling at her to stop and her parents told me that my dad was asleep and i just felt like screaming "HE DOESNT HEAR SHIT TELL YOUR OWN KID TO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHES THE ONE CAUSING THE TROUBLE AND TELL HER TO KNOCK!" the three of them are entitled and they think theyre all the perfect family when theyre just backing up a brat. so back to what happened she started sobbing when i was cracking up at my mother coughing and she went into the kitchen crying then my uncle said "you guys need to stop shes crying because of you stop putting those up to your faces" and my mother defended us saying "we dont wanna get sick!" he looked and said "she wasnt sick yesterday! and you were around her anyway" my mom replied with "yeah she wasnt sick yesterday and now she is and weve all been sick before but we dont wanna be sick now" and after they left my grandmother came in and said "i think she was crying because my brother" we'll call him happy "she was crying because of happy making the gagging noise" i sat up in my chair and said "gran she has no right to be mad at me cause i wasnt even laughing at her and plus she makes fun of me and hits me every time i come into contact with her" am i the asshole
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hostage
nothing hurts when im alone and youre with me and were alone let me crawl inside your veins ill build a wall give you a ball and chain its not like me to be so mean youre all i wanted just let me hold you hold you........ like a hostage... like a hostage
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baby ben parker
ive been in an rp and my little space so i just kinda like made a ben parker baby bot
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i need to rant
my cousin is like the rudest 11 year old anyone could bare to be in a room with she steals my shit shoves things in my mouth calls me names and beats me up for attention she literally guilt trips everyone into giving her what she wants. the next day she tries to get in my face she grabs my armpits and my back area just to piss me off and she has the audacity to take my charger after attacking me with her stupid nails and fists and she shoves crap into my mouth then she makes me so mad! then she goes "noo i need it more than you" and i make my point by saying "why should i give it to you after beating me up grabbing me shoving things down my throat making fun of me to my face and calling me names" "i never did that" YOU CALL ME STUPID NAMES EVERY SINGLE TIME IM WITH YOU YOU GRABBED MY ARMPITS AND YOU SHOVED THINGS IN MY MOUTH !" "shush the babies right there" i lowered my voice "you dont get this until you start being nice" 5 minuets later "OOPS MY IPAD DIED" she dilebrately stole it infront of my eyes and she looks at me and goes "it died" and i told her to go get her own and she goes "you dont share" and im like "bro you never let me use your chargers why should i let you use mine" and here i am ranting now and im fucking pissed shes a little attention seeker and if one of my family members sees this i dont care! tell her shes being a brat and disipline her better ! fuck you for not teaching your kid social graces and social cues im about to cry as we speak because like teach your kid not to hurt her cousin and tell her to stop forcing things in my mouth
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>:(
i swear to god im gonna K!>> somebody
bruh
kids ages 3-11 to me
this chick got L rizz
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