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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the King and queen slayying.

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request by @hefferman

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There’s a moon in the sky and the wind is behind me Soon I’ll know, how far I’ll go

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started from the bottom now we’re here.

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Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.

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                                              Rest in peace; now get up and go to war. 

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Everyone’s presents for each other and the meanings behind them made me wanna cry but I think the saddest thing is Riley, the person who came up with the idea and was the most excited for it, didn’t receive anything because her boyfriend ditched her on Christmas without telling her

Now I’m crying

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#in love

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Look, I’m still around

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ok but farkles reaction to rileys gift is so spot on, like it's such a real reaction. ah. i love this episode so far, can't wait to see the rest.

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tell us! 

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This is a world, where children wake up at four in the morning to save starfish, because something in them knows it’s the right thing to do.

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“why do we forgive Sirius for what he did to Snape??//”

Same reason everyone forgives Snape, I suppose.

But oh wait, Snape wanted to fuck Harry’s Mom, so that’s better than:

Sirius joining the Order right out of Hogwarts.

Sirius fighting his own family.

Sirius trying to protect James and then Harry

Sirius dying for the cause.

But yes, let’s not ever forgive him for a prank he pulled when he was 15.

Meanwhile, Snape is worshipped for:

Joining the Death Eaters.

But it’s okay, he switched sides as soon as Lily became endangered.

Fuck out of here with that shit

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“This is the stuff you can’t do in the play.”

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i actually have a huge head canon that farkle becomes more loose/wild/less stressed as an upperclassman

Remember on Boy Meets World when Farkle’s mom terrified Riley’s dad and made out with Maya’s step-dad?