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foul sloppysoggy creature nestled in a pool of disgusting corn syrup sludge

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really unfortunate thing abt busy seasons is that we arent able to take on as many badass awesome cakes bcs of the volume of cringefail lame cakes we have to do however off season is upon us once again and i get to do a hyperrealistic catfish this weekend so expect to be seeing much more of my shit basically. heehee!

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kittyssss

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^ whipped creammmmmmmm

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bizarrely wet-looking reference photo a customer sent vs what i did.

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Look, if you had mom's spaghetti,

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti

There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,

But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,

The whole crowd goes spaghetti

He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out

He's choking how, everybody's joking now

spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!

Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti

Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah

He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.

He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting

that mom's spaghetti's dope

He knows that but he's broke

He's so stagnant, he knows

When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's

Back to the lab again, yo

This whole spaghetti

He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready

you better never let it go(go)

You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow

cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready

you better never let it go(go)

You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow

cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo

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cake dump from today

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the little plaque is his name tag...... he is baby isaiah

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real beast of a dessert. formidable

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we were too busy today for me to use the little photo studio at all and its making me want to cry that i cant have cute photos of these babies. it feels like my portfolio had a miscarriage. the tiered one is gigantic btw i dont think the photo communicates that but it is.

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yall liked the buttercream marble cake but what do u think of this one in WHIPPED CREAM..... thats right baby.

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i only post like 1% of my work the other 99% is along the lines of $90 baby shark themed birthday cakes for kids named shit like wrynleigh and jaxtyn. unfortunately

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😭👆

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when they chose these colors for a lambeth cake i dont think they had any idea how fucking victorian it would look. that girl since what 1803...... as a general rule egirl lambeth is monochromatic.