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i think the hazy watercolory mountains are way more fun to do but the palette knife mountains are objectively cooler looking. the eternal struggle
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my manager is implementing a ranking system mostly as an excuse to get stars embroidered on our collars for swag purposes. so thats what this horrible thang is about.... to demonstrate certain techniques. for my star embroidery
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prettier studio photos of the pirate cake now wearing his gayass printed topper.
skull, plaque, and doubloons are chocolate
base ice and tentacles are stabilized whipped cream
waves are buttercream and sand is blitzed graham crackers
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its crazy to me they literally. like the ticket just said to put sprinkles on it they didn't specifically want them in the spoon. they wanted to pay for me to spend an hour or so smoothing out this buttercream and painting it and then just throw rainbow sprinkles all over it. do u know how hard it is to make a smooth concave shape w buttercream well its really hard which is why it kind of looks like shit. i think the scoop o sprinkles is cute though.
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if the lambeth trend ever dies down even a little bit im going to blow myself up and take the whole bakery with me. i will never get sick of this shit i LIVE for this.
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this concept is so sillyyyyy to me i luv it tbh. bday cake i made for a friend btw. but if someone spent $100+ on a cake like this it would be extremely silly like kylie ienners nonsense punk jacket that one time. in my little eyes.
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foul sloppysoggy creature nestled in a pool of disgusting corn syrup sludge
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really unfortunate thing abt busy seasons is that we arent able to take on as many badass awesome cakes bcs of the volume of cringefail lame cakes we have to do however off season is upon us once again and i get to do a hyperrealistic catfish this weekend so expect to be seeing much more of my shit basically. heehee!
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