rightsofman

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I love John Oliver. He is one of us: a hater.

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John Oliver is so crazy cus you see him and he's british and he's wearing a suit in front of a fake new york city skyline and you're like yeah another white Democrat making jokes at late night but then he starts buying and cancelling millions of medical debt and saying defund the police years before it was widely-held conversation and drawing rats fucking each other and before you know it this owl in human skin has made you a radical leftist

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More nasty Otto smut for @brxt-prince 's fic!

Still a wip, so STAY IN TUNED FOR MORE FOOD.

Here's the full view!

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1,400 followers means a gifset of Alfred Molina kisses. There will be a part 2 because there are so many.

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Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

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men on zoloft be like *stretches* Nyaaaaa~mn! Hamn..... Yawwwwwwn! *rolls over* purrr...purrr.. teehee! ^_^ *kitty tail swishes* *ears perk up* hmm~? master is home! *leaps out of bed* *launches at mach 5 towards the wall*

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"is that haughty with a 'gh' or... 😏" PLEASE HIS LITTLE SMILE IS FREE SEROTONIN

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Oh no

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Alfred Molina Headshots

There's a long history of bad guys who are wonderfully attractive in many ways.

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Alfred Molina (The Perez Family, 1995)

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Jack Black photographed by Martin Schoeller 

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Alfred Molina | ✨ Being an absolute gem ✨

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Posting this everywhere just because I can

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Who’s a good boy? 🐕

[rightsofman]

John Oliver as your emo boyfie

I like to think I ironically made this but I don't think that's the case anymore

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same energy

(Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, October 10, 2021)