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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

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Teenage boys will literally say “no homo” and then kiss each other on the mouth.

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They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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random hc but I imagine Nico being like TERRIFIED of medical treatment because of how taboo it was when he was a kid so when he had to get vaccinated (by Will) he tried to use ANY AND ALL BRIBERY so he wouldn’t have to do it for example

Will: “Nico you survived Tartarus twice.”

Nico: “BUT THE NEEDLE-“

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I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines

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Armin's old style of manipulation doesn't work on Annie since she sees right through him. Time to master the Puppy Eyes™

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Me rn bc of the ice and snow everywhere (IM COLD GUYS HELP ME)

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Call me a whore but I love making characters with exposed legs or arms, especially thighs and belly. I really appreciate the human body different shapes and I love to show it. It's not my fault some people would treat a bush like a sex object if they could

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“you need sex for healthy and long lasting relationships.”

not only does that erase asexual people but it shits on people who were forced into having sex out of fear of their partner leaving them. sex is not under any fucking circumstance a requirement for relationships and the absence of it does not break relationships.

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

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I had a realization that puki sounds like pookie so basically ur everyone's pookie

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That term derived from my blog!