now I have to look at pictures of turtles or I'll be off all day18+, she/they
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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General
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the phenomenon of crown shyness.
Crown shyness is a phenomenon observed in some tree species, in which the crowns of fully stocked trees do not touch each other, forming a canopy with channel-like gaps.
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Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes
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Trasferring vinyl to tape. Tomsk, Russia, 1980.
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.
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the moon seen through a telescope between 1920-1925
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‘Deer Beds’ Katherine Wolkoff / Strawberry Blond - Mitski
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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