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He put in some catchy juice

Mister Tobias Sammet, what have you done to me? Why is that song so perfect? What did you put in it to make it so catchy? And what do you mean we won't get more until February?

Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Creep Show!

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Mans has been pushed too far

Tobias...

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😏

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~~my collection of Tobi going ?????~~

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pov: you just open tumblr app

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Eric being Eric🫶

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Gabriel Laymann, colorized

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Yes!!!!!!!!!

Eric Martin as snow white for @ridethekai

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I was bored, listening to Avantasia, and had memeatic

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Okie rule

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Never forget the fake tattoo sleeve

Bcme and bob talked befor of bad styles kai had … We forgot to talk about the fake tattoo thing XD

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Avantasia live in Sao Paulo, 2010

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2024 get weirder about that old man