Shownu: You don’t need a daddy. Be your own daddy.
Wonho: I purposely wear tight shirts so people can stare at my perfect tiddies
Minhyuk: Telling by my handsome face you’d never guess I’m failing 3 classes and just got dumped (begins sobbing)
Kihyun: She ended our friendship because she thought I was flirting with her boyfriend. I mean, she was right, but throwing a glass of water in my face? Drama queen.
Hyungwon: I would totally become a full-time model right now, but my mum says i have to finish high school….
Jooheon: If you jump-scare me one more time I swear I will shove this entire dictionary up your asshole
I.M: I’ve gone to this class for 2 years and the teacher still pronounces my name wrong… Like, I’m sorry ma’am, but my name is most definitely not Obama
ALRIGHT FUCKERS one of y’all asked me to talk about this so here we go. I saw Got7 Turbulence in Miami on January 17 2017, and I could go into alllll the details of the concert like how I met JRE with my two best friends @slut4rm aka @minghowjunwhy and @mythangisjacksonswang or how getting pit tickets was tHE absolute struggle or how I spotted them inside their van outside the venue (another storytime for all of this??) but we’re just gonna focus on my hi touch experience today.