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up late thinking about the fact that craig ferguson hosted a late night show where his sidekick was a robot skeleton named geoff built by grant imahara, and he and the robot were in a band called ass möde, and he never asked his guests any actual scripted questions, and intermittently at random he’d ring a doorbell and scream who’s that at the door and everyone would have to drop everything to dance while two men in a horse costume frolicked through the set, and he ended interviews by asking guests if they wanted to try playing the harmonica or just sit in awkward silence for a minute, and if they could actually play he’d ceremoniously present them with a golden harmonica, and one time he won a peabody for his interview with desmond tutu, and he just did that for like nine very weird years
i just remembered that geoff had a feud with kristin bell, that also happened
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10 years ago i made my first video as an MSU freshman. this weekend i was their youngest/first openly gay homecoming grand marshal. surreal.
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My cousin posted about grilling during a thunderstorm on Facebook. I had to break the news she’s being haunted by the chicken she’s about to eat.
#chicken#jerkchicken#jerk chicken#lol#thunderstorm#grilling#alabama#face book#ghost#haunting#exorcism#judging#judging you#haunting you#watching#watching you#every move you make#i'm crying#I'm dying#i'm done#I'm fucking done
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Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at the 2017 VMAs x
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In one thousand years, this will still be too soon. 😭
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Why is SpongeBob the main character, when Patrick is the star?
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All my friends are having babies and I'm over here stoked that my Patronus is a Russian Blue Cat...
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Ugly crying because I finished Harry Potter and the Cursed Child too fast and now my childhood is over and I just can’t.
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“I love this. Someone recorded every one of Doc Emrick’s synonyms for the verb "pass” in Game 2.“ - @HarrisonMooney
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Yes. Please tell me more about your day, human.
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