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king geoff don’t ask why he’s holding a snake because i can’t give a good answer

-tla

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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

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hogwarts houses x the things they say too much

Gryffindor: “yeah, but remember that time I…”

Ravenclaw: “I already knew that.”

Hufflepuff: “I’m not upset I swear”

Slytherin: “No but really…”

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Shit Slytherins Say: #90

Is "ugh" an emotion?

Because I feel it all the time.

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Things Ravenclaws Say #28

Ravenclaw: It's BI day!

Ravenclaw: Which means.......

*All the houses sigh*

First year: What's wrong

Slytherin: Look, we love bi people, but we're very sick of this song.

First Year: What song?

Gryffindor: You'll hear it. And don't worry, they play it all day long, EVERY year.

Ravenclaw: *Starts playing Girls/Girls/Boys*

First Year: This is a great song, what's wrong?

3 hours later

Ravenclaw: GIRLS LOVE GIRLS AND BOYS

First Year: It wont stop. MAKE IT STOP.

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Shit Slytherins Say: #115

The most dangerous animal in the world ...

Is a smiling Slytherin sitting in silence.

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Ravenclaw Girls and Slytherin boys be like...

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Hufflepuff: Okay, when do you want me to wake you up?

Ravenclaw: Never.

Hufflepuff: We have the final for Charms tomorrow.

Ravenclaw: I know.

Hufflepuff: So, when should I wake you?

Ravenclaw: I asked Flitwick if I'd pass if I just didn't show up for the test, and he said I'd get an "A" in the class.

Hufflepuff: So, you're giving up your "O" in the class just so you don't have to get up tomorrow?

Ravenclaw: Yup.

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Slytherin: GOD I HATE YOU, I hate you with you're stupid soft hair, and you're horrible dreamy eyes!

Ravenclaw: uhh, what?

Gryffindor: *whispering to Hufflepuff* What's happening?

Hufflepuff: Slytherin is trying to accept the fact that they're in love.

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Shit Slytherins Say: #89

If you say you're cooler than me ...

Does that make me hotter than you?

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I love this blog! Could you do the houses as Skyrim gifs? :D

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

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Founders Aesthetics

March 20: Hufflepuff

March 21: Slytherin

March 22: Gryffindor

March 23: Ravenclaw

((OOC: In honor of each Hogwarts House Day this week, here are some Aesthetics for the beloved Founders))

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Slytherin: Girls are hot.

Slytherin: Guys are hot too.

Slytherin: Why is everything so hot?

Ravenclaw: Global Warming.

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Shit Slytherins Say: #106

I think I'm the nicest asshole ever to be honest.

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Ravenclaw: *Says cryptic things all the time*

Ravenclaw: *nods knowingly*

Ravenclaw: A-ha, of course.

Ravenclaw: *serious face*

Gryffindor: Do you even know what's going on?

Ravenclaw: Not a clue.

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Ravenclaw: You're really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren't you?

Slytherin: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Slytherin: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Slytherin: ask me to kill for you. Hufflepuff: Hufflepuff: calm the fuck down