20's, M, FL Give me your hand, my friend, and I will lead you to a land of abundance, joy, and happiness.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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known booboo moveset:
booboo wheel
booboo missile
booboo shield
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what amount of notes that has it should have more
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people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.
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blue pill: everyone forgets one memory
yellow pill: piss whenever you want
green pill: of nature or natural direction
red pill: warrior's heart
black and white pill: turn into the black and white pill
orange pill: wet dream every night
purple pill: explode things in your mind
puce pill: yell at people online
grey pill: instantly know all the names of all your favorite songs
rolly polly pill: can list three of any type of thing instantly
the brown pill: mispell one word
zigzag pill: they only made one of these and nobody has taken it so we dont know what it does yet
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most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes
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New macklemore “thrift store 2”
In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories
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One thing I enjoy about bloodborne is the psychological aspect. If you want to survive the hunt, you need particular outlooks and philosophies to act as psychic insulation against the pervasive madness. The madness isn't arbitrary, it's a tightrope.
You have to enjoy hunting enough that you will not hesitate, but you can't enjoy it too much, or you go blood-drunk. You need to be curious, but sober enough to know when to look away, lest you get brain worms. You need to treat it like a job to the point where you can compartmentalize, but not enough that you're easily manipulated by greed. You have to embody humanity through dress and action, but not so much that you become an arrogant zealot obsessed with purity.
Im not really going anywhere with this, that's just such an interesting way to define your protagonist. Especially for a story so obsessed with gothic excess and uberviolence.
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Do u think u could handle a bad baltimore bitch
NO
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Confused, she emailed Columbia’s office for international students the following day seeking guidance. An official informed her that the revocation would take effect only if she left the country and that she could remain in the United States to pursue her studies for the time being, according to emails reviewed by The Times. The next morning, on March 7, Ms. Srinivasan was on a call with an official from the international student office when the federal agents first knocked on the door of her apartment, which is off campus but operated by Columbia. The official told Ms. Srinivasan to call campus security, while her roommate engaged with the agents from behind the closed apartment door. In an interview, her roommate said that the agents had initially identified themselves as “police,” declined to provide their badge numbers, saying they feared they would be doxxed, and stood to the side of the door so that they were not visible through the peep hole. The roommate, a fellow Columbia student who spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear for her safety, said that the building’s doorman, who is an immigrant, later told her that he had let the three agents into the building because he was frightened. Ms. Srinivasan abandoned the apartment that night, so she was not there when officials returned the following evening. Her roommate once again refused to open the door to let them in and recorded audio of the interaction, which she shared with The Times. “We were here yesterday,” one of the officials says, believing he was talking to Ms. Srinivasan because the roommate had not identified herself. “We’re here today. We’re here tonight. Tomorrow. You’re probably scared. If you are, I get it. The reality is, your visa was revoked. You are now amenable to removal proceedings.” The official stressed that he and his colleagues were not trying to break the law, that she would have the right to go before an immigration judge and left a phone number for the Homeland Security Department that she could call if she had “a change of heart.” “That’s the easiest and fastest way to do this, as opposed to you being in your apartment and us knocking on your door every day, which is just silly,” he said. “You’re a very smart person. It’s just not — it’s not worth it.” The next day, Ms. Srinivasan received an email from Columbia saying that homeland security had alerted the university that her visa had been revoked and her legal status in the country had been terminated. Because she had to immediately leave the United States, the email said, her enrollment at Columbia had been withdrawn and she had to vacate student housing. The email, signed by the university’s international student office, said that, in compliance with its legal obligations, Columbia was asking her to meet with the homeland security agents. The university declined to comment on Ms. Srinivasan’s case. On Thursday night, three federal agents returned to Ms. Srinivasan’s apartment with a search warrant signed by a judge and went inside to search for her, according to her roommate and lawyers. By then, Ms. Srinivasan was already in Canada.
Laudable roommate, prudent green card holder and terrible college administration
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perfectly preserved amber fossil of a fairy crossing her arms and pouting
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