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nation captivated by debut of new soda “Dr. Penance”

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Starting a collection of images like this

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Francisco Goya - Boy Staring at an Apparition, (1824–25)

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with the kitten out of the house, me and pangur can return to our old style of living

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

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careful, snake! that's groove agent. it's just a sampler, so there's no telling what kind of off-beat hats it can dish out

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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my son who i hate

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keep scrolling they want to go up

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Tom Clancy

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Pokémon Scarlet & Violet - Let's Make a Sandwich!

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imagine your friend asking if she can invite her girlfriend to the groupchat, but when she joins, you notice her griffith avatar and have to recontextualise your friend's guts avatar

how do you even navigate that