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Hey man. Lets watch nosferatu together. Can you hold my hand if I get scared?

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Illinois released all of the rejected applicants for the new state flag design contest, and I love so many of these that I have to share them lol.

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The best bit of commentary from Megaman X Official Complete Works.

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i think i just had a regular human experience

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So, my dog is in the yard. My dog is gonna be in the yard. White dog, about 15 pounds, crusty brown eyes. The gate is unlocked. And there's a loaded .45 in the mailbox also. Let me break this down for you:

if you dispatch the dog in 1 shot I will tip 25% and leave a 5 star rating.

if the dog has been dispatched but multiple rounds have been fired I will tip 10% and leave no rating.

if the dog is alive I will leave no tip and a 1 star rating.

Once the dog has been euthanized you can just go ahead and leave my Caniac Combo on the porch swing.

Customer has requested no-contact delivery

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Too good

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probably feels good as hell to throw a flashbang grenade at an armored knights head

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got a light? got a light? got a light? got a light? got a light? got a light? got a light?

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mmahhaa the french champagne has always been celebrated for its excellenzzzz

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RIP Lance Reddick, the only man to ever rattle Eric Andre on his own show.

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looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

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that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet