An adventurer who's lust for travel supercedes her desire for settling; Oft found in mischevious situations, gagging others on bad jokes and tapes of her sights and activities A/WrA
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Chaotic Sentence Starters
“Don’t panic, but the floor is alive.” “I insulted a statue and now it’s following me.” “Do we have to stop them? They look like they’re having fun.” “I tried to bribe the guards with a drawing of a dragon. It worked.” “If anyone asks, I’ve always had horns.” “I’m not saying it’s my fault, but the volcano did erupt right after I sneezed.” “Why is there glitter in the summoning circle?” “The sword bit me first. I was just defending myself.” “Technically, I did win the duel. I just also lost a kidney.” “I need you to act normal for five minutes. No, less than that. Just breathe like a person.” “Okay so I may have accidentally declared war on three kingdoms. At once.” “Look, I didn’t mean to summon them. I just said their name. Three times. In a mirror. While bleeding.” “Good news: I found the artifact. Bad news: it’s now emotionally attached to me.” “I brought snacks! And also a cursed scroll. But mostly snacks.” “I threw a rock at the problem and somehow made it worse.” “So. Hypothetically. If I stole a god’s shoes—would they notice?”
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Scissor-tailed Flycatchers (Tyrannus forficatus), male, family Tyrannidae, order Passeriformes, TX, USA
photographs by John Magera
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March, 1933 The diary of Anaïs Nin [Volume One: 1931-1934]
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@the-gunslinger don't be surprised if Rickie just shows up with a goofy faced lil shit like this one day 🧍🏽



This is Lufy and he is up for adoption! If you're interested head here! Sahara Kennel Rescue
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