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what in the world does that mean?

me and the boys gettin jiggy

Henry dared me to put that as the caption. Honestly I think it’s kinda funny.

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The answer to that isn’t clear yet unfortunately. Further research will be required

@henry-the-winner Bowers, I think I found an old photo of you but I’m not 100% sure, could you double check? I don’t want to mix you up with some doppelgänger. Image below!

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Do you know what scurvy is because you’re going to very, very soon I fear.

Fun fact about me, I haven't had a piece of fruit in 35 years, and nobody has checked me on that so i'm still not going to.

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What? No, he told me he just does that to piss you off. He never stutters around us. I thought you knew that?

@henry-the-winner Bowers, I think I found an old photo of you but I’m not 100% sure, could you double check? I don’t want to mix you up with some doppelgänger. Image below!

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Woah woah wait, you also got hit by a car at that age!!? Bill did too, and hes turned out somewhat conscious so don’t worry I’m sure you’ll reach where he is someday. Just keep hoping, I believe in you

@henry-the-winner Bowers, I think I found an old photo of you but I’m not 100% sure, could you double check? I don’t want to mix you up with some doppelgänger. Image below!

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Henry. You worked on a farm extensively for the first 13 years of your life before you killed your dad. Meanwhile I watched movies with my dad and played outside. Henry. My boy. Look me in the eyes and tell me what that information could possibly say about my family life versus yours.

You know, if you ever want to talk about your problems, I’m here! I support you Henry 💖

@henry-the-winner Bowers, I think I found an old photo of you but I’m not 100% sure, could you double check? I don’t want to mix you up with some doppelgänger. Image below!

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Yowza, even in an appearance contest you still came second place to my mom’s ass of all things. Crazy stuff

Plus you say I’m the gay one but here you are talking about how pretty other men are… Hmmm…….

@henry-the-winner Bowers, I think I found an old photo of you but I’m not 100% sure, could you double check? I don’t want to mix you up with some doppelgänger. Image below!

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You control your destiny, Stan. If being murdered is your goal, I believe you can get to it with hard work and determination.

Going birdwatching.

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Sigh, Stanley. It’s like you’ve lost all sense of whimsy- of joy, even! It’s like my old pal W.H.B.B (Wyatt the Homicidal Bag Boy, the one and only) used to say. ‘Without whimsy, life is meaningless. That’s why I only plan to kill depressed people.’ He’s starring in a movie called Saw soon, I’m excited for that.

Going birdwatching.

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@henry-the-winner Bowers, I think I found an old photo of you but I’m not 100% sure, could you double check? I don’t want to mix you up with some doppelgänger. Image below!

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I’m too humble to answer that unfortunately. I can get Buford Kissdrivel on the line for you, though if you’d want him instead! I’d warn you though, he’s a little feisty lately. Don’t tell him I said that, I could be killed.

Going birdwatching.

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Thank you, thank you, I don’t deserve this haha I would like to thank my dad, my m-

Going birdwatching.

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I mean, technically I think jokes could count as kidding I think.

Going birdwatching.

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Spot the difference. Yep, that’s me on the left, shocking right? We’re identical.

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An attempted murder.

Going birdwatching.

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Hey Other-Stan, what do you call three crows in a field?

Going birdwatching.

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Bill and Eddie made me take this photo, they’d just the left the theater after seeing their first horror movie! Eds asked if he looked cool and I didn’t have the heart to tell him.