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The Curious Incident of Two Bikes in the Nighttime

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3vmf8ud

by Annie_bananniiie

When Richie Tozier zones out and crashes his bike into a boy and helps him tend to his sprained ankle, he quickly falls for him. He dates his best friend Stanley for the next two years, but there’s still that nagging attraction to the new addition to their group, when Stan finally breaks it off, Richie is forced to deal with his feelings for Eddie. How bad could this possibly go?

aka Richie makes questionable decisions for three years and it takes a kick in the head from Stan for him to get his shit together.

Words: 4653, Chapters: 6/6, Language: English

Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Beverly Marsh, Wentworth Tozier, Sonia Kaspbrak

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Richie Tozier/Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough & Stanley Uris

Additional Tags: Developing Relationship, Friends With Benefits, Hurt No Comfort, Angst, Happy Ending, No Smut, Implied/Referenced Sex, Established Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh, Stanley Uris Deserves Better, Mutual Pining, One-Sided Relationship, Unrequited Love, Child Abuse, Bad Parent Wentworth Tozier, Sonia Kaspbrak is Not That Bad, Slow Build, Internalized Homophobia, Teenage Losers Club (IT)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3vmf8ud

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Reminding you that with a single click you can:

feed the hungry

provide a free mammogram 

give food and care to a shelter animal

provide a homeless veteran with a meal

fund alzheimer’s research 

fund diabetes research 

provide books for children

protect wildlife habitat

It’s completely free.

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shoutout to the poor person who tried to email the registrar and instead emailed the mailing list of all registered students resulting in every student at this university realizing, at 1am on a sunday, that they all had the power to send emails to every single student at once which in turn resulted in a grand total of 2,201 emails being sent in a two hour period to Every Single Student at this school. all of us. every single one.

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She looks like this.

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Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

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hot take from your local mentally ill friend with swiss cheese memory; saying “if you dont remember something it means you dont care” is fucking ableist. 

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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

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Bella, a human: *drinking blood* delicious

Edward, a vampire: *crying* what the fuck

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Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

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How do you start your day?

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here ya go man @hella-nonbinary-witch-punk

rb to give the person you reblogged from a really cool knife