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Lovers in a Wood by Michael Handt

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Hm. One has been locked up within a cage of metal, akin to a dungeon but within a well-lit room, by guards clad in blue carrying sticks in place of swords.

One must ask, what be the courteous demeanour in this situation? For 'twould be no difficult task to cleave the bars in twain and leave, but one feels 'twould be rude to the blue-clad guards.

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Hast thou thought to challenge thine adversary to a duel? One on equal grounds, from which the one whom fate favours may emerge victorious. Neither courts nor kings would take arms against fate's choice, 'lest they be foolish indeed.

Eradicating greater academia from an idiot who refuses to update her beliefs beyond elementary biology class. Its one thing to be a bigot, been there done that with these types of folks, but this cunt is just plan WRONG. Worse is she is teaching it with such confidence. The audacity.

I gain not frenzying the next time I hear her say factually wrong and killing the whole class. THATS what I gain.

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The ground has assaulted thee? Heh, one has known folk to walk dangerous paths before, but thou, mage, have taken that too literally! Wherefore be- Ah, nay. For what purpose, one meant.

feeluing violent

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Nay, tis no reason to apologize. Well met, fair Honey. I am a Knight.

Hm... One cannot claim to know the feeling, for too long has passed since one last dreamt. Nevertheless, thou speak of partners; if any could comfort thee and banish such nightmares back from whence they came, tis one's thought it would be they. To hold them, perchance, so as to be reassured of their presence?

Insooth, tis strange how a thing so fear is yet one without which life would lose much of its colour. Prithee, what be in thy mind, most bubbly one?

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Ah? Wherefore?

feeluing violent

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Alas, that some would condemn the signs of life's comforts enjoyed in earnest, merely from their own bitterness for denying themselves such joys.

Grim is a good boy. He gets plenty of exercise. He’s still fat, the vet says. As if it’s his fault.

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Insooth, tis strange how a thing so fear is yet one without which life would lose much of its colour. Prithee, what be in thy mind, most bubbly one?

i think im afraid of death

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Hah! Insooth, one is of that mind as well.

Now, one wants only for a steed...

Hm. One has acquired a plant...

Perhaps one shall fashion for it a pot, fitted adequately with soil, in which the leafy wight might thrive. Perhaps affix to it as well a small helmet, like one's own, 'neath which to be guarded from scorching sun and bitter storm.

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Hm.. Tis such fears which keep one alive, most bubbly stranger. To live with no fear is to lead the life of a fool.

i think im afraid of death

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Ah! One is gladdened, then, not to have caused insult.

I just saw the word "insooth" used unironically on my dash I'm going back to sleep yall can make your own breakfast actually

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Does the name ring familiar to thee, Highwayman?

Hm. One has acquired a plant...

Perhaps one shall fashion for it a pot, fitted adequately with soil, in which the leafy wight might thrive. Perhaps affix to it as well a small helmet, like one's own, 'neath which to be guarded from scorching sun and bitter storm.

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One has decided; the leafy wight shall henceforth be named Roland. Most honourable a name.

Hm. One has acquired a plant...

Perhaps one shall fashion for it a pot, fitted adequately with soil, in which the leafy wight might thrive. Perhaps affix to it as well a small helmet, like one's own, 'neath which to be guarded from scorching sun and bitter storm.

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Wherefore the animosity, slumbering stranger? Has one offended thee?

I just saw the word "insooth" used unironically on my dash I'm going back to sleep yall can make your own breakfast actually

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Insooth, perplexing one.

Is old man yaoi happening on my post?

I think this is what the kids mean when they talk about old man yaoi,

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Hm...

...It doth not.

Is old man yaoi happening on my post?

I think this is what the kids mean when they talk about old man yaoi,

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Ah, thou says words, enigmatic one, yet their meaning eludes one.

Is old man yaoi happening on my post?

I think this is what the kids mean when they talk about old man yaoi,