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honestly guys-

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Rhett's silence when Ellie was saying that fixing your hair and stuff is a sign someone is interested in you was ASTOUNDING

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A few details about Rhink’s childhood that I find so sweet

1. Link hated the idea of going over to people’s houses but practically lived with the Mclaughlins

2. Rhett described himself as an extroverted child (who invited himself to sleepovers with kids he barely knew) yet when Link said he didn’t wanna go to summer camp anymore, Rhett decided he couldn’t go either even though he enjoyed it so much and wanted to go back.

3. Rhett’s dad was immediately fired from his job as commentator for the soccer games because he made it all about Link and would even ask them to put him in.

4. Rhett said he attended all of Link’s soccer games.

5. Link hated that he had to wait 2 hours for Rhett to get done with basketball practice so they could hangout.

6. Rhett’s brother would purposely tease him in front of Link because he knew that made him angry.

7. The first punch Rhett ever threw was at a big kid who was making fun of Link. The fact that the kid wasn’t physically attacking Link, just picking on him makes Rhett’s reaction even sweeter.

8. When Link jumped into the river (a river they’ve never swam in before) and was completely submerged and looked like he was struggling to swim, Rhett saw this and decided to jump in right along with him.

9. They loved each other so much and so deeply that a verbal commitment to walk through life together wasn’t enough; that commitment had to be written and sealed with blood.

10. When it seemed like Rhett might go off to play basketball, both Rhett and Link were worried about Link.

11. Rhett factored Link in his decision to turn down an opportunity to play at the college level. 

12. They bought matching shirts and would sometimes purposely wear them to school together.

13. The “you date me you date him” vibes of their grade school relationships. 

There’s obviously more but I’m new and still catching up to the beauty of this friendship. 

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Who here is surprised that there is a bed in the creative house?

*crickets*

Who here is NOT surprised there is a bed in the creative house?

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it will never not kill me that it gets them so flustered/embarrassed to even THINK about kissing each other. like… link kissed davin on the forehead, (and a male guest on the head/face once i think?) and rhett has kissed chase directly on the mouth…. but when it’s each other they just 😳🤭🙈💀 like, kjfgbksj. okay,,

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Why is this formatted like the it’s the moment they gor married jesus

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They are so married. Link is strung TIGHT rn with one thing after another going wrong, and keeps TRYING to needle Rhett, and Rhett slips a *little* but then remembers that a fight is what Link *wants* but what he NEEDS is patience...

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Scarecrows and Robots

Watching the vlog, first time: Thoughts As Shared With A Friend

First pause. Excuse me, what is wrong with Link's garage that he organizes every first Wednesday and third Saturday of the gotdang month? Why does it look like Satan went through it with a tornado and left evil baby dolls everywhere?

Second pause. "I'm gonna keep talking to myself, cause it's the only way I can figure out CRAFTS!" Same, Mr. Link Neal, same.

Third pause. "Oh, like Gone With the Wind?" Okay, I know there's not a lot of Rhetts in pop culture to pull from, but I'm still soft at Link referencing the Romantic Lead come to sweep his plaid-ass Damsel in Distress self off his feet. 🥺

Pause numero quatro. The Unbearable Intimacy of Removing and Replacing Your Lover's Your Best Friend's Glasses with Your Lake House Pube Arms.

Pause the Fifth. "Is this what you've been doing with your Quarantine Time ™️? Buying crap on the Internet?" ...are you surprised for some reason, Link? This has been Rhett for the last 20 years. Welcome to the Drone Layer.

Number Six Babeeyyy. OH MY GOD THE DRONE SHOTS WITH THE EPIC MUSIC HAVE MADE MY LIFE THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND RIDICULOUS AND IT'S THE DRAMA OF BEING SO MUCH CLOSER TO THE ONE YOU LOVE I'M SCREAMING

Other thoughts in no particular order:

Their Creative House Backyard is gorgeous. Love the fence and the flower beds. Hope they put in a big old firepit.

Lando.

Trucker!Rhett makes me hot and I have no frame of reference as to why.

The card makes me soft in the context of Rhett's Receiving Gifts love language.

Bet we're going to get lots more drone footage in vlogs now.

TOUCH EACH OTHER FOR THE LOVE OF

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link called him "bo" again 🥺

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Okay but I bet Randl are really glad they started the vlog thing this year, imagine Rhett’s family being like ‘I need to use the kitchen, are you still talking to link?’ and Rhett’s able to say ‘yes I need to keep talking to him until I eat three whole boxes of grape nuts sorry it’s for the vlog, I gotta do it’.

Next weeks vlog- The One Where They Stay Up All Night Whispering And Quietly Giggling Until Link Falls Asleep And Rhett Doesn’t End The Video Link Right Away But Just Watches His Best Friend For A Little While Longer

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they’re just looking at each other

x  Dad Meme Review #1724

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link thinks it’s hot when a guy’s tall and handsome, can act, play guitar, and sing. nobody tell him about rhett.

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Lol I just showed my sister the Chicken Noodle Soup Bath episode and she loved it but halfway through Rhett holding up Link's chicken-coated ankles she goes "Wait, hold on! Only one of them has a wedding ring on?!"

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Who'da thunk that in the year of our lord 2020 i'd be sipping coffee and yelling "of course they did a new house vlog, kill me"