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Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

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COUNT ORLOK + tags

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this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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talking about Rosie The Riveter, fun fact: while the We Can Do It picture has become the most-well known depiction of her in modern times, it wasn’t really a famous image when it was made–in fact, it wasn’t even intended to be her

the most famous depiction of Rosie The Riveter during WWII was probably Norman Rockwell’s painting 

note what she’s resting her foot on

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lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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getting that singular moment of clarity mid crash out

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jaster mereel, with his concord dawn dialect of mando'a: y'all'd've

other mandalorians, in tears: please i dont know what you're saying

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I don't need to explain this masterpiece

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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."