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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
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I'm back on dark empath vs narcissist tiktok again and these comments are killing me
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Me and my friend running for our lives from Jeff the Killer
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you sir have fucked upon my penise for the last time.
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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.
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