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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

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💉 blood-showers Follow

okay. but has anyone ever tried drinking their own blood? like from when they were alive?

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how the fuck are they gonna do that? go back in fucking time?

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no no like. before they turn they donate blood or something and have it stored in a blood bank, and then after they turn they break in and try it

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thats disgusting

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Friendly Reminder that taking blood from a blood bank is actually worse for humanity than feeding off humans directly.

💉 blood-showers Follow

can we not bring up blood bank ethics for five fucking minutes we're talking about drinking your own human blood right now

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wouldn't it turn into dead mans blood? cuz you die when u turn? it'd fucking poison you

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no but it was drawn before you died

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oh my god. my friends gonna sire me in a few weeks. i should fucking try it

🦇 sleepalldaypartyallnight Follow

@human-guy-steve its been 3 months is there an update????

💀 hung3r Follow

he's been fucking destroyed...

🌙 thecollinscurse Follow

Well. There's your answer.

🧛‍♂️ vampire-guy-steve Follow

still here! just remade lol

anyway.

that was fucking disgusting

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Prince in shining armor? 🤨❤️💙

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by MIFFY

art republished with artist’s permission

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I got to the part in Skyrim where you can have a drinking contest with that random wizard in Riften and that shit is legitimately so fucking funny

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thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

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What did they lace skyrim with that makes it so compelling? The writing is fine, the gameplay is somewhere between fine and terrible, most people soundly ignore the main quest and yet...... I want to play it again

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Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

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that’s a whole man.

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Ulfric. Why does the pattern on your carpet line up perfectly with the tiles of your floor?

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God's will is what it is.

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girl with no problems