Hallo, I'm Cal and I like xianxia & anime about children's card games. BL is my passion~๐
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YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION
#not to reblog this asshole again but. this is just so funny#pls give the knowledge fight guys the desk. as a gift. lmao.#the onion#alex jones
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#oh my god i love him#the VOICE#the POSES#the DANCE#i'm willing to believe this dude is actually johnny bravo tbh#autoplay
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S13: Badly Describe Your Ship Round 2
Lemon Candy
cw: spoilers
Webnovel author writes a book SO BAD that a guy leaves hate comments on it every day for his entire life and they develop the most toxic parasocial relationship known to man. The second they meet irl they are literally at each others' throat every chance they get and kill each other multiple times, but at the end of the day no one understands them like they understand each other.
Royal Wanderings
When a lady gets stranded in the middle of no where with some kids, it might not be the best idea to fully trust the first dude who shows up. However if he offers a lead on a free breakfast and a solid place to sleep at night, he can't be all that bad. right?
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#AND SO A SHADOW OF THE TRUE SELF#EXISTS WITHIN THE FALSE SELF#idk where that post is but it was the first thing i thought of lmao#chocolate guy#autoplay
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For the Transformers 40th anniversary, have a collab with studio TRIGGER and Bump of Chicken
#YOOOOOOO THIS IS SO COOL#i like starting it with vector#i love seeing all the different universes that's so cool#the bayformers rendered in animation actually looks pretty cool???#BUT. BUT. MY BOY CJ IS IN ONE SINGLE SHOT OF THIS THING AND IT'S PRIME CJ FUCKING DYING LIKE EXCUSE ME???#i'm so sorry cliffjumper you're always done so dirty you don't deserve it i still think you're the bestest boy <3#transformers#autoplay
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Imagine you got turned into a mech and teleported to the middle of the Quintesson attack on Cybertron. But the catch is - all the characters whose Transformers toys/figures you own are in your squad and they are on your side.
If you have two Megatrons or like three Ratchets you can have all of them. Can't wait to see if someone's squad is just them and their 200 Bumblebees
#i have Cliffjumper and Heatwave so. i'm dead.#my brother has like. all of fucking Cybertron tho so he'd be fine lol.#transformers#polls
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trust between two people who could easily kill one another (especially when it would be the more sensible option in the scenario) drives me insane. you could kill me. you SHOULD kill me. but you wonโt. and i wonโt. and iโm going to go a step further and trust you to hold my life in your hands. as i hold yours. wild sick twisted etc
#macleod & methos#honestly immortals who are friends in general in highlander#but damn. they've got something special.
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Iโm somehow less shocked than I was in 2016 but also more despondent. 2016 was a violent shock to my system. I cried the whole night. Now I just feel a deep unending ache in me. What an awful year.
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom itโs down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
#it makes me want to cry bc i only use pads with wings and i can't find the ones i like anymoooore#but there's plenty of the fucking wingless ones!
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Remember, remember the 5th of November
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Hello darkness my old friend,
shown up at 5pm again.
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"Be not afraid, Kaito"
HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN! Vampire Chris design is by @onegroovyrose! I got inspired after seeing her drawing heheh
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happy daylight savings to those who observe
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iโd better be seeing cousin oskaar on my dash this morning
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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