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hello!! here's a ridicoulously local cheese u might be able to get ur hands on depending on wher u are: Lake's Edge by Blue Ledge Farm. I love it cut up into chunks in salads, it is mild and creamy and delicous delicois delinchous!!!!!! so happy to see someone singing d'affinois's praises!!

if i'm ever in vt i'll have to try it! i LOVE a good ash ripened cheese.

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Sometimes everything is bad, but sometimes there are also birds

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was informed at work today that i am not allowed to call any of the cheeses gay, even the very clearly gay ones

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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it's alphabetized

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if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

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hey cheese tumblr, what apps/sites are people using to review cheeses and document their cheese consumption? like vivino or ba or untappd but for cheese? asking for me

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gang i sell beer and i have built this elaborate twine game about a transmasc hitman taking a hit out on someone in a gay bar over an expensive bonsai tree. and it is all so i can have a minor character in this game be Gluten Conscious Beerhead Stone Butch Drag King, Stone Delicious. that's my deep dark secret. it's all for Stone Delicious

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disco elysiumers, this is the only port we should be enjoying rn

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for context this is from a convo op and i had in re: an article about how mushrooms are not part of a plant-based diet and, furthermore, eating mushrooms was not part of god's plan for mankind

biblically Adam was not jacked if they only had nuts/legumes as the source of protein in eden

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Can you hear your inner monologue or do you think with images

I just hang out mostly