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Valkyrie, after finding out what Earth call their women homosexuals: Thor, did I ever tell you that I’m lesbian?
Thor, an Earth lesbian icon who knows exactly what a lesbian is but has been shown that one specific vine by Peter: I thought you were Asgardian
Valkyrie:
Valkyrie: why are you laughing so hard at your own stupidity?
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there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
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we don’t have any wine available but may I suggest,,,,
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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
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Are you there god It’s me your bastard child
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talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”
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Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
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im taking a drawing class for non-majors as an elective because i needed 3 more hours and the professor asked us what we were excited about (like general interests) so i said “fish” and he looks at me and asks “fish?” and i’m like “yeah fish!” and he’s like “cool! i like bugs!!” and apparently like all of his art is drawings of moths and beatles and im so fucking excited for this class
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My favorite morning ritual is after my morning bath watching all my ferrets crawl over one another to see who gets to lick my legs first.
Also watching chonk sit on his friends and seeing the look of pure terror on the other ferrets faces since he's a Big Boi:tm:
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I play red dead redemption 2 like horse simulator, I just go around and find the best bois and pet them.
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Pet-of-sub’s Xmas/New Years Giveaway
Hooray!! I apparently have a thing for giveaways bc I’m doin another 😂😂 starting now 😂😂😂
Bc this is a holiday giveaway more than a follower goal giveaway I decided to do a more varied theme rather than just fish stuff. Don’t get me wrong there’s still fish stuff involved lmao
This is also a wee bit of a collaboration with @chewybitart !! Their art is amazing and I’m excited to include them in my giveaway prizes!!
Now onto the prizes!!
A 7 x 10 commission from @chewybitart
A pair of goldfish socks
A cute lil mug
Can’t giveaway a mug during the winter without including some snacks and hot cocoa
API Freshwater Test Kit
Llama plush(personally approved by my own llama dog)
A 35$ Petco/mart giftcard(whichever is more convenient for the winner)
Some surprise pins and stickers
Goldfish plush
And finally a candle!
I’m super excited to get this all underway! Butttt I’m not trying to fight the Christmas shipping so this giveaway will end after the new year on January 6th, 2019!
The rules are simple! You must be following @pet-of-subs , live in the USA, and must like or reblog this post! Feel free to like and reblog however often you’d like. The only notes I don’t plan on counting are comments haha. Everything else is fair game!! Good luck everyone! And happy holidays!!
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If You’re Gonna Make Something Wheelchair Accessible, Don’t Make it a Thing
Here’s some examples awkward accessibility being a thing:
Your at a hotel that has a lift to get you from one sub-floor to another, but the lift can only be unlocked and operated by one specific person that the hotel now has to go find. Sure, they’ve made the entrance to the sub-floor is accessible, but now it’s a thing.
The buses are wheelchair accessible but the driver has to stop the bus, take 30 seconds to lower the goddamn ramp, move passengers out of their seats, hook up the straps and then secure you in the bus. Sure, they’ve made the busses accessible but now it’s a thing.
The restaurant has an accessible entrance, but it’s past the trash room and through the kitchen. Sure, the restaurant is accessible, but now it’s an insulting thing.
Here’s some great examples of accessibility not being a thing:
The train to the airport pulls up flush with the platform. I board with everyone else and sit wherever the fuck I want. Riding the train is accessible and not a thing.
In Portland, I press a button the side of the streetcar and a ramp automatically extends at the same time the door opens. I board in the same amount of time as everyone else. This is not a thing.
I get that it is difficult to design for wheelchair accessibility, but folks need to start considering the overall quality of the experience versus just thinking about meeting the minimum requirements.
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