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the muppets could write romeo and juliet but shakespeare couldnt come up with anything as good as " no cheeses for us meeses"

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It’s time to watch Michael Caine put his whole Michael Cussy into performing with a bunch of Muppets

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the only thing i dislike about the muppets christmas carol is the damn ghost of christmas past

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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We had a Good Omens photoshoot and this happened. Go and run with it. I give you permission to use it

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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Me a while back knowing I would regret this; Loki please take the wheel. Like a Jesus take the wheel type of thing. I need my life to move forward.

*Loki does in fact take the wheel and gets shit chaotically moving forward*

Me:

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Listen to me

Listen

I'm just saying

These four british boys

Have a lot in common

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Norse God Loki by irenhorrors

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

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Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath