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Just ruffles my feathers.. straight people.

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...Oh Hylia, why have you cursed me to be forever tormented by these idiots..?

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How- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A GORON TASTES LIKE!?

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I told you that it wasn't a goron.

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Swordsman, I know what a goron is. This is not a goron.

I'm almost afraid to ask.. how in Hylia's name did a pile of pebbles just follow me?

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I'm almost afraid to ask.. how in Hylia's name did a pile of pebbles just follow me?

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Do rito eat bird seed

We can, and some hatchlings enjoy it.. but I've never been a fan.

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I don't know if there's any danger, I've been a bit busy with your "master" being a menace to all of Hyrule!

...Or wherever this place is.

Your signs of life are .. exactly zero. How odd. How are you still around, if I may query?

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I am a spirit. You seem to be one as well.. are you not?

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YOUR link 🤨🤨🤨

...I have no idea what you're talking about. Perhaps you were hallucinating.

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they fed link needles what the fuck

Given what I've seen that swordsman eat.. I'm not surprised. Who fed her needles?

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Your signs of life are .. exactly zero. How odd. How are you still around, if I may query?

-@fi-posting

I am a spirit. You seem to be one as well.. are you not?

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Oh, this is idiotic. I'm not going to dress up as a bear.

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So this "Mr Grizz" person does.. business? I don't know who they are.

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I don't have enough energy to worry about this. You aren't MY Link- the swordsman that I know, so I don't care.

What's your thoughts on @cdi-link-posting ? He's gonna get you one day.

...Is that another Link? What do you mean he's going to "get me"?

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..What in Hylia's name are you.

What's your thoughts on @cdi-link-posting ? He's gonna get you one day.

...Is that another Link? What do you mean he's going to "get me"?

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You gave your opinions on the champions..but what about the other two? Zelda and Link count!

Zelda is a very nice woman, determined and smart. She's certainly got the brains to back up her wild schemes.. though I don't always approve of them.

..The swordsman is complicated. They're always mocking me, refusing to give me the time of day, and he looks at me so.. judgementally!

But her actions.. contradict that... so I'm not sure how I feel about him.

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We're you a morning or night person? The early bird gets the worm after all!

I believe I've already stated the Rito view in the dark.. morning person, certainly. I can appreciate a good view of the stars, but a sunrise is much better.