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women should be allowed to maul whoever they want

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need to be full of my alien lover's baseball-sized, soft-shelled eggs that'll hatch while they're still inside of me, leaving the offspring to slide out of me while i sit in the tub. need my alien lover to rub my back, tell me how good i'm doing while i give birth to our young.

need to be full of their eggs in bed, blanket tucked under my distended stomach while their fingers splay across my skin. telling me that i look so handsome like this. that they wish they could keep me full forever.

need to be getting filled with their eggs--they're pumping slowly in and out of me with soft, sweet praise falling out of their lips as drool falls from mine. need them to tell me that i'll be a wonderful father as my womb pooches out with their brood.

need my alien lover to ask me to incubate their eggs. "i know you weren't sure about being pregnant, i know you're worried about dysphoria--it's okay if you don't want to, you're absolutely allowed to say no. i just... can't help thinking you'd look transcendent full of our brood, our future whelps... you know you'd be perfect for it, don't you? you're the love of my life, you're my husband--i would be honored if you'd let me lay my eggs in you."

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dragon who uses enchanted portal rings to remove your limbs and leave you as nothing but a nice fuckable hole they can easily grip in one big claw…

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Good mooooorning have a warm up of Celia 💋🐮

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What do you think the best-smelling monstergirl would be? Like, dogs are known for good senses of smell, so they’d be good if you liked being sniffed, but I don’t particularly like the smell of unwashed dog.

The best smelling monstergirl is clearly me. My entire plush felt coat stinks like a jizz sock that was used as a sock again. Except my armpits, which smell like dick.

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to answer your question yes I saw the direct and yes I wanna be steam pressed under Elephant Peach's fat fucking ass thanks for asking

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Olivia warmups/shitposts from yesterday

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geronimo stilton <3

i love him

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misc laid up and saucy Geronimos just for fun

(and if you wanna grab the REAL one..)

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Heather bun bun

(she/her)

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he's always wanted one of these!

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Love, Death & Bunnies

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big paws, big tummy. the ideal way to live

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walking the plank