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how does hard drive never fucking miss

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We were way ahead of science on this one girlies

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It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

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yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

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keto so easy

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My sweet Rook ♜

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I literally am too smart to fall for a cult I’m sorry but I’m not like these stupid bitches

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Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*

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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

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Glad Jujutsu High decided to invest in an on-site therapist

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Come back home

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I believe Gojo would wear this just to mess with people: