retrochords

[retrochords]

hey. its been a hot minute

how've y'all been?

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haven't really been in the splatfest scene this time around, but, i may join last minute...

...

eh maybe not

i'm too tired

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the humans called today an..April Fools Day?

this is from research, btw, so..uh..

basically uhh. today was a day full of pranks and japes and jokes and wacky shizz like that.

so uhh

yeah

Happy April Fools Day? I guess?

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You call yourself the Splatling King?

I’ve never been great at those, so good for you! Which one is your favorite?

-Roe M. [ @goldenrotations ]

yeah, lol. i mainly just call myself the splatling king because of the joke.

but uh...hm...

my favorite splatling has gotta be the mini splatling! it's actually got really good handling, decent range and mobility, and a pretty good kit.

the burst bombs aren't used much for damage, mainly for inking turf. that's where the main weapon itself comes in handy.

the special that comes with the kit, the ultra stamper, is also REALLY good for taking care of opponents. it's not the best at handling or inking turf, though thats not what its made for. it's mainly for clearing the way of opponents so your team can GO GO GO!!!

but uh. yeah. thats enough rambling from me, haha.

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Yo Nexus, read you loud and clear. What's your status? Feeling okay after that dream?

yo, i'm still kickin.

that dream was just really wild. saw a lotta stuff that...i wasn't too sure even existed.

at least.

not anymore.

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so, i don't exactly know what happened, but when i had a little powernap...i saw this tiny..weird white creature...?

i also saw a telephone, a bear, and a blender at some point, but, that's not important.

it may have just been a weird dream, lol.

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you look so cool ...!!!

yo!! thanks!!!

i'm sure you look great too behind the screen, anon!

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tell me stuff about yerself goober

like uhh who are you and what are yer hobbies? stuff like that

who am i? well, i'm Nexus[3, but you can also call me Retro.

i'm just an octo who likes turf wars and travelling.

trains are also cool to me and microwaves too

i, uh, also like listening to music, reading, and exploring new places.

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Thoughts on dualies or dualie mains? :3

dualies! oh man, those were fun to main when i did. i still play them occasionally when i feel like going fast.

dualie mains are a bit annoying, but in the most positive way possible.

if they're on your team? you've got a pretty good offense.

if they're on the other team? you better be quick on your feet, because they can usually dodge a lotta stuff.

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Been seeing some other blogs get asked some pretty specific questions like their thoughts on. microwaves???? of all things???

Is that normal?????

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so

cults

what in Cod's name are you on about????

are you mentally okay? do we need to get you a therapist, Anonymous Person?

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...Incoming Transmission...

Name: Nexus[3] // Retro

Pronouns: Splat/They/He/It/Ink/She

..............

Yo! Can anyone read me?

..............

Good! That's good!

I'm sure you probably have a LOT of questions about who I am, how I got to this line, etcetera, etcetera...

So....

Go Ahead And Ask Away!!!