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Reblog if you’re Team Instinct

Reblog here for Team Mystic

Reblog here for Team Valor

Credit

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ROLL YOUR CLASS

Roll 1d100, adventurers. (It’s entirely possible to end up with “adventurer”).

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Maybe you should use your +8 to athletics for something other than jumping to conclusions

Rouge to fighter (via outofcontextdnd)

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“We’re in Minnesota? That’s weirdly disappointing.”

-Halfling

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Proud Wretched Tooth Supporter

To my esteemed followers, I, Residentgodman, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have we endured corruption in positions of power. Too long have we been ignored by those at the top. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Wretched Tooth. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Rick is a vote for inconsistency. A vote for inconsistency and inexperience. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Wretched Tooth. Yours, Residentgodman #Wretched ToothForABetterTomorrow

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HES JUST A LITTLE STRESSED OUT

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tumblr: you’d have to be heartless to scroll past

me: 

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Duck army (x)

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"The guy from Cars! He goes zoom zoom and I'm afraid of him! "

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This is what the world needs 

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How to lose friends and alienate people (Commander Version)

At the request of mtgfan I am going to tell you folks today how to permanently get rid of someone’s commander. This is by no means easy, but if you pulled it off it would be hilarious. Also, this was figured out by some people at mtgsalvation, not by me.

(note: I posted this up the other day and forgot a step)

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I'm not sure how much you may want to debate this topic, but I found Jim Davis' article about women in magic spot on. As a male/white person who plays magic, when exactly is the focus placed on just being a mature, caring person in general?

Here’s the issue. When things are set up in a way that they benefit you, it’s hard sometimes to recognize that they don’t benefit everyone. 

Imagine for example, you go play in a new store that you’ve never played at before. When you start round one, your opponent starts with 40 life. When you correct him, he tells you that at this store, if you live within a 5-mile radius of the store, you get to start at 40 life. 

You say that that’s unfair, but he says that that’s how they’ve played in this store since Magic first came out in 1993 and that no one in the store has any issues with it. To them, that is the status quo. It’s how they learned to play and it’s just accepted as the way things are.

Now them seeing it acceptable and fair doesn’t make it any unless fair for you. The problem is at this store you’re the minority who doesn’t like the status quo. Things aren’t going to change if you’re the only voice who says it’s wrong. Some of the regulars at the store, some of the ones who get 40 life, have to also stand up and go, “You know what? This isn’t right. We need to change this.”

That’s what this conversation is about. Women make up 38% of Magic players yet this isn’t remotely reflected in in store play. Why? What factors are causing this to be so? And if it’s going to change, it requires those of us in the majority to stand up and say, “You know what? This isn’t right. We need to change this.”

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Welp.

Chris Pratt finally fucked up. Here’s the interview. 

Be warn though. Your fave is probably going to be your problematic fave now.

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Just some impressions from the making of Fury Road to remind you that they used as less CGI as possible. Thank you George ♥