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Sooooo i think i might come back from the dead?
The reason will absolutely shock you tho...
Im horny for monster people i shouldn't be horny for
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Bruh
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human instincts
ghost detection
no one here knows you but they all hate you
go pet that large predatory animal 
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the accuracy 😩
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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.
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The reads
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FURBIES WERE FIRST BRED FOR MEAT BUT ONCE INDUSTRIALIZATION HIT THEIR HIDES BECAME MUCH MORE VALUABLE
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Important lesson
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Please say politely
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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