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Hotshot: Where’s Whirl? Scorch: Around. Hotshot: Around? Hotshot: You don’t have any idea, do you? Whirl, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

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Wedge: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Hoist : Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Wedge: Well, guess what? Science is stupid!! Hoist : You take that back!!! Wedge: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

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Medix: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Hotshot: Mine just says "Hotshot no." Medix: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Wedge: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Hoist: Who broke the toaster? Medix: It was Hotshot. Whirl: It was Hotshot. Wedge: Hotshot broke it. Hotshot: Hotshot: ...yOU PROMISED-

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*Hotshot enters Heatwave office, looking grim*

Heatwave:

Hotshot: HW?

Heatwave: Yes?

Hotshot:

Hotshot, at the verge of tears: Am I goated with the sauce?

Heatwave: What did you just say to me-

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🔥 Hotshot Moodboard 🔥

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Wedge : Nothing in life is free.

Hoist: Love is free!

Whirl: Adventure is free.

Medix: Knowledge is free.

Hotshot: Everything is free if you drive fast enough.

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Hotshot: Wedge and I were driving in the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Boulder: *Sighing* What did Wedge do?

Hotshot: He chased him to the next red light, transformed, then reached into his window and...

Wedge: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Hotshot: You never let me do anything!

Heatwave: Quite the opposite, I let you off the hook many, many times... Like that one time you were doing donuts on the halls and left tire paths all over the floor

Hotshot: You saw that?!

Heatwave: I have 24 hour access to the academy's cameras-- OF COURSE I SAW THAT.

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Hotshot: I've been thinking recently-

Medix: Congratulations.

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Ratchet: So, what are your favorite pastimes?

Hotshot: receiving attention.

Ratchet: Interesting, looking for a fitting mentor is gonna be a very hard choice.

Also ratchet: *underlines "Send this fun sized sassy version of Heatwave to him"*

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Hoist: You were knocked out. Do you remember anything?

Wedge: Only Medix carrying me to the med bay.

Hoist: That wasn't Medix, I carried you here.

Wedge: But I heard an ambulance siren...?

Medix : That was Hotshot.

Hotshot: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Hoist: Whirl, I'm sad.

Whirl: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Hotshot : Medix, I'm sad.

Medix, nodding while scrolling through a data pad: mood.

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Wedge: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Hotshot : They do.

Whirl: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Medix, tending to Hotshot's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Hotshot: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Whirl: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Medix: Uh, Wedge and Hotshot are not getting along.

Whirl: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Medix: You may have a point.