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remember to hydrate

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sometimes the best way to carry a heavy box is comedically fumbling until you catch it perfectly

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tw// blood

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yeah that’s pretty accurate tbh

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

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if we are ever listening to a musical, PLEASE know that I am having the time of my life- but also, I am imagining ways I could make it gayer. like, I love the original, don’t get me wrong. but gimme a masc lesbian benny who’s in love with her boss’ femme daughter, nina. give me an awkward nb emmett forrest who is tripping head over heels for this young, blonde lawyer who doesn’t even realize how many stereotypes she’s defying. show us an elphaba and glinda who are allowed to be more than just roommates. newsies who are able to be ✨newsies✨.  it doesn’t seem that hard. 

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"stop staring at me with those eyes!"

"what eyes?"

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imagine the catharsis of being so angry the ground cracks beneath you and your eyes burn bright and hot and a laser bursts out of your chest into the hearts of those who wronged you

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it's not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it's crying. This feels unfair.

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the world’s most dangerous game, especially combined with music theory

tip: you can associate fictional characters with favorite songs. but watch out

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so today i learned that i should check whether i'm in the general chat of my private lore server or the general chat of the actual campaign where all my players can see

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i am going to throw myself out of a window

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so true ranboolivesaysstuff

I LOVE GENERATION LOSS!!!!

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villain of the week

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hi yall, first actual art post here!! i drew a keeper version of my sona for the call of cthulhu mini campaign i’m running, and i’m so excited to keep writing for it and start running it! i incorporated design elements from the main villain of the campaign >:3

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I've noticed something in Nimona and I'm adding pictures (UPDATED), but look at the catch lights in the eyes. Nimona has slightly rounded tilted diamonds,

Boldheart has squares (or sideways diamonds),

and the institute has diamonds

Golden Loin has triangles when he doubts the institute or is being purely himself

but diamonds when he's fully on their side.

Glorith has the same eye shines as Nimona in the beginning,

but when she says her famous line, they're diamonds.

Boldheart's catch lights are always a square, or sideways diamond. He never fit in at the institute, but always stood for truth and honor.

This is just something I noticed that I think is cool.

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mayhaps i start posting art here and try to get a following? idk i wanna share my silly fellas

or mayhaps i do that “make my spotify playlists popular” idea i had?

idk idk bein on a new app makes me have ideas :))

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Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

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THE SPIDEY GANG !!!!

Miles got his band at the cost of personal space ❤️