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When Was the Last Time You Were Serviced?

Not the hasty work you've done yourself But the gentle work of someone else

I see you mending other's parts Taking care to fix broken hearts

Your turn to receive a tender hand I'll take you apart as best I can

Lay back down I have this book A guide of how your innards look

This may take long, the repairs are many But my patience for you is more than plenty

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This advice could be for 3d rigging OR lesbian sex. Btw

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A funny thing about magical girl media is that folks who are broadly aware of the genre but don't take it in tend to assume Pretty Cure is the most G-rated of the lot, based on the fact that it's got brighter colours, frillier costumes, and generally younger-looking protagonists than average – then you actually watch the fight scenes and those squeaky middle schoolers are doing Bruce Lee shit to the monsters.

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yes, you'll eat for me. but will you eat with me? will you make mealtimes sacred? will you join me in the kitchen and chop vegetables and knead dough and caramelize onions? will you walk alongside me in the grocery aisle and sneak the expensive cheese I like into our basket? will you pick blackberries with me in the summer and intertwine our stained fingers as we walk home?

will you receive my cooking as an expression of love? will you keep our pantry stocked? will you buy flowers for our table?

will you love me? will you love me? will you love me?

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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

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remember congrats on the ethnostate

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id be sooo good at being the nice lady who levels you up in souls games,,,,

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i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.

fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”

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i have a lot of modern internet pet peeves but i think the one that annoys me the most is when people make big posts like 'uhmm aha friendly reminder that piracy is a thing!! here's a list of websites where you can pirate anything you want (for free)' because A) they are usually not very good sites and are riddled with downloads that will make your computer shit itself and B) this is not how you fucking do this asshole. when you find a cool piracy site you pass that shit in hushed whispers, drawing attention to them like this is only going to lead to them getting shut down faster.

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I know we talk a lot about keep jumping on boxes, but I'm honestly so grateful for Joe hills' knife theory; a variation on spoon theory that says once you're out of spoons, you can choose to take knives instead in the knowledge that it will hurt later. and the number of times I've told myself 'ok let's take the knives' is so high that I've found it really helps to acknowledge it. Thanks, Joe

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Yaoi cocaine saga

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its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

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Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

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kandi vampi

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in real life the fairy tops