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do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

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Via TucsonVetUrgentCare

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Today's Seal Is: Boots With The Fur

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https://www.gamespot.com/articles/an-extended-super-mario-bros-movie-cut-has-been-unearthed-28-years-after-release/1100-6492228/

https://archive.org/details/super-mario-bros-1993-the-morton-jankel-cut-extended-vhs_202207

Super Mario Bros: The Morton Jankel Cut (VHS Extended Rough Cut 1.0) Movie 1993

From the official Super Mario Bros: The Movie Archive team, here’s your first look at the previously-unseen extended rough cut of the controversial 1993 cyberpunk fantasy, Super Mario Bros.

Restoration commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-4yy9oBKN4

The film as released runs 104 minutes. This extended version runs a full 125 minutes, with 20 minutes of additional scenes. The editing has also been reworked throughout, and restored by filmmaker Garrett Gilchrist, well known for his restoration of The Thief and the Cobbler and many Muppet projects.

This version uses VHS sources for most of the film, for consistency. Otherwise identical edits sourced from DVD and Blu-Ray also exist, as well as a general restored workprint. We are exploring our options and further work will be done on this film later. However, the Archive Team has decided to release this version of the edit early, for the film’s anniversary, and see what the fans think of it.

Previously-unseen deleted scenes include the Mario Bros running afoul of the (probably Mafia-connected) Scapelli plumbing company, Koopa murdering a technician by de-evolving him into slime, and Iggy and Spike rapping about the overthrow of King Koopa at the Boom Boom Bar. There’s more of Lena, Daniella and the Brooklyn Girls. Most scenes are extended in this version, with a lot more of the cast including Dennis Hopper as Koopa.

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"calypso literally did nothing wrong GOD forbid a woman / goddess / immortal bad bitch loses track of time because she's out doing hot girl shit. sorry that your scurvy addled sailor minds arent swimming in the infinite expanse of sea and time rendering "ten years" utterly meaningless. weak."

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.

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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

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the bus to itself every time you press the button:

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Josef Lada (via 50watts)

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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reasons.

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*gives you this*