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Critical Role C3EP116

Mighty Nein? More like Mighty One-Liners.

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I have never seen this! It’s great!

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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It Works Differently in the Human Realm

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happy holidays all. I won’t be silent about what i saw today, December 8 at 10:06am on I-74 West.

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I fucking hate this I hate that human beings who want to build and create and live life are forced to waste their lives fighting for meaningless timewaster jobs while the positions of artists and actors and musicians and painters are replaced by plagiarism machines and algorithms and nothing you work to pay for belongs to you I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it if a robot can do our jobs then why the FUCK aren't we living

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Beau and Caleb

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How to make all your characters come out in 0.5 seconds 

Read full comic: rockandriotcomic.com

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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Cyclops jocks bullying the cyclops nerd: hey nice glasses two-eyes

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This will hugely vary from bow to bow (and historical bows have more drop than modern ones) but your +14 Bow of Slicing Through 3 Enemies With One Arrow is probably going to fairly comfortably shoot past 50m!

Also, I really love the shot at 30m where my arrow left a silhouette of droplets! It was very fun 😁

More content on Patreon but for some reason Tumblr won’t let me link it today 🤷

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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

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So i heard my gorls are back and also gambling?? ♡

tip jar

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