renate651
renate651
Meddling In The Affairs Of Dragons
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My dragons say, "Thou art crunchy and go well with ketchup. Also, dragons love thee dipped in chocolate." My dragons. My obsessions. Follow @Renate651.
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"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.
You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.
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Okay, here’s an interesting question. What hobbies do you guys have that wouldn’t be apparent from your online presence? Like something you spend a lot of time doing or thinking about beyond whatever you post on your blog.
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Say Hello back so he feel appreciated :)
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MASH s03e07 - Check-up
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This is cinema actually
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PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
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if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe
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Wizard of the (Menagerie) Coast 🐸🪄
hi I love Padmund so much
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
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