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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

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THIS WRITING IS FIRE I NEED A 200K CUMPLANE LONGFIC RIGHT NOW

Shen Yuan, realizing he doesn't have the faintest idea what Airplane's real name is/was: hey so what were you called back in our "hometown"?

Shang Qinghua, abruptly nervous: uh, well, I mean does it matter? You know my handle anyway so why is it important?

Shen Yuan: I don't know. aren't you curious about my name?

Shang Qinghua, profusely sweating: nah not really bro, the past is the past, it's probably better to just leave it where it is

Shen Yuan: I guess that makes sense... how philosophical of you.

Shang Qinghua, still hoping he can take the fact that his name was "Luo Binghe" to the grave: yeah man I mean it was a whole other life. I'm not even sure I remember anymore.

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hamhua my beloved

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Happy Pride, everyone! And be more like SQH, wear a lot of colors!

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and when lorde said, "i'm a woman except for the days when i'm a man," i really felt that

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love that xie lian canonically gets jealous like he was so sullen and gloomy every time hua cheng brought up his special someone and he literally threw himself in front of hua cheng’s sweaty shirtless torso cause the idea of someone else seeing even an inch of his man half-naked had him stressed as hell ... i truly feel that xie lian is the possessive one cause while we all know hua cheng is protective and will hold a centuries-long grudge, i feel like he would never dare to lay claim to xl whereas xl is like mine mine mine, this ghost is mine!!! and if someone else touches him i'll throw up and dig a hole to die in!!

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Qijiu ship dynamic <3

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not my house but i know my way around

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going insane

wont u be my prommm queeennn

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the cruel prince: world’s most serious game of kiss, marry, kill

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🎨: budge_chick

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i love cardan's tail.

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okay so locke was the least of my concerns. BALEKIN??? WHAT THE HELL???

im reading the cruel prince right now and i am SO TIRED of locke oh my days

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im reading the cruel prince right now and i am SO TIRED of locke oh my days

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before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

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Would u rather be with a hello kitty pajamas girl or a goth femboy hmmm