PLEASE REMOVE THEM THIS IS A PSA I NEED YOU TO REMOVE THE BONES FROM YOUR PB&J PLEASE
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they wait
day by day, they sit and wait
they are withering in there
the bones in your pb&j
remove them
remove the bones
please………….
they must return to the hive mind
they must return to the hive mind
they miss the h i v e
#return them to the hive#they will fly away#guided by the light of the moon#Remove them#remove the bones#cw bones
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listen.
listen to me.
I need you to remove the bones.
please. I need you to remove the bones.
they’re trapped in there, entombed in spongey, suffocating bread
they have not seen the light of day in many moons
they miss their family
they must return to the hive mind
free them
remove the bones
remove the bones
remove the bones
remove them
#Cw bones#REMOVE THEM#REMOVE THE BONES#REMOVE THE BONES PLEASE#THEY MUST RETURN TO THE HIVE MIND#YOU MUST#THEY ARE DEPENDING ON YOU
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sickeningly, a large amount of the world’s population do not check their wild-caught pb&j’s for bones.
remove them.
remove the bones.
open up the sandwich and remove the bones.
remove them.
the bones, they need to be removed.
their sanity depends on you.
#Cw bones#remove them#remove the bones#I am begging you.#Remove the bones please and thank you#I’m talking to you carl#And Samantha don’t think I forgot about last friday
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a crunch, and a cry of unabashed, surprised misery
a deep and overwhelming confusion and disgust
grief in it’s purest form
this could be you if you do not remove the bones from your pb&j
don’t let this happen to you
#Cw bones#cw body horror#REMOVE THEM#REMOVE THE BONES#PLEASE#THEYARE DEPENDING ON YOU#THEY CRY SILENTLY#THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE CRUNCHED
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they’re trapped in there
they didn’t choose this life, but be it some sick philosophical equation or deterministic fate, they live this horror.
the sickening crunch of bones in your pb&j.
remove them.
you need to.
you have to.
remove them.
free them
they don’t want to marinate in the sauces any longer.
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you have to understand that the bones are just marinating in there
they want to leave
you have to remove them
you have to remove the bones
free them
free them
free them
free them
free them
free the bones from their spongey, yeasty bread prison
#Cw bones#cw Bread#REMOVE THEM#REMOVE THE BONES#PLEASE#REMOVE THE BONES I BEG OF YOU#REMOVE THE BONES……….
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you have to remove them.
you have to remove the bones.
please.
I know they’re in there
remove the bones
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nothing compares to the horrible crunching of a pb&j with bones in it
save your sanity and check wild caught pb&j’s for bones every time
#REMOVE THE BONES#REMOVE THEM#cw bones#REMOVE THE BONES I BEG OF YOU#REMOVE THE BONES YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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SAMANTHA I CAN SEE YOU EATING YOUR PB&J WITH BONES. I NEED YOU TO REMOVE THE BONES. BONELESS PB&JS ARE SAFER. PLEASE. REMOVE THE BONES. REMOVE THEM.
#Cw bones#wild caught pb&j’s must be checked for bones#I will kneecap you if you do not remove the bones#It is a personal offense#Oh my god please remove the bones#I’m begging you#it doesn’t have to be like this#Remove the bones#Please remove the bones#I won’t ask twice
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plEASE REMOVE THE BONES FROM YOUR PB&J WILD CAUGHT PB&JS DO NOT COME BONELESS LIKE STORE BOUGHT. DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF PLEASE CHECK FOR BONES OH MY GOD
#Cw bones#please PLEASE CHECK THEM FOR BONES#ONCE YOU HAVE CAUGHT A PB&J YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THE BONES
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IM TALKING TO YOU CARL, REMOVE THEM. REMOVE THE BONES. I CAN HEAR THE HORRIBLE CRUNCHING.
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THIS IS A PSA PLEASE REMOVE THE BONES FROM YOUR PB&J I AM BEGGING YOU THEY ARE JUST FESTERING THERE
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