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date sweet men. men who can articulate themselves. men who are soft spoken. men who are patient with you. men who respect their own bodies. men who are kind to your soul. men that are gentle. men who have self control.

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7 minutes in heaven but its just a subby boy tied, gagged, and cuffed in the closet in a pair of boxers that you're encouraged to explore with and help yourself to

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hugh dancy in evening 2007

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"i want him bouncing and moaning on it" okayyyy and what abt struggling and sobbing on it 😐

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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i bet elf sex is nasty and pretentious

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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if you can't fix him, put him in lingerie.

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

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why did the submissive salad dressing act bratty after watersports play?

it was full of piss & vinegar

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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Anjelica Huston looks into the camera wearing a fur coat and holding a falcon. Circa October 1968.

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