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"Oh, he's cinnamon role coded! He's so soft boi!"

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?

Cut the yaoi and get back to God.

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The Skalwos Infomational

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It is I, Toby, for I have returned to ramble once again.

In my introductory post I briefly mentioned games that I was currently playing. Those games were Skyrim and BauldersGate3. Where in both games I play as the super awesome and cool vague lizard-man, Shlaag Skalwos. w(°ｏ°)w

✩₊˚.⋆*i mean he is an argonian and dragonborn in both games respectively *⋆⁺₊✧

He originally started in Skyrim as this funny little Argonian man, but Bethesda sucks which means so does Skyrim's engine. I only got like 4 pictures of the first playthrough as the Skalwos before I was no longer able to enter my save. I did everything I could to salvage my save, but to no avail. ✩₊˚.⋆*now that save no longer exists*(༎ຶ _｣ ༎ຶ )

You'd think this would be the end of the story, the end of Shlaag Skalwos.

OH HOW WRONG YOU ARE!!＼\ ٩( ᐛ )و /／

Allow me to enlighten you. For I remember only useless information, which means I remember exactly what I was doing in my first playthrough.

So I'll give the important facts. Shlaag is apart of the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild. I really don't know where I'd say he aligns politically especially after watching a video explaining the complicated lore of the civil war. He has already completed the first quests for both guilds. Now for BG3, I was unfortunately experiencing technical issues at the time of starting that playthrough. I got through the tutorial and onto the island where I've gained 3 companions.

It's not much on the surface, but from this I've spawned an original character. And that's why I've written this post.

To introduce my OC, Shlaag Skalwos. He's a lizard man with magic powers and a mace. He also believes himself to be the hero of the story even if he's really not. Often times he is the antagonist. He's a moronic, good for nothing, thief with a substance abuse problem.

Thank you for reading my post. I hope you enjoyed. Ok Bye. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

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Apparently I'm Supposed to Introduce my Tumblr

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 　Hello, I'm Toby　:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

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I'm not completely sure what to write for a proper introduction. Although I guess the entire point of a blog is that I have a place to ramble about nothing super important.

Welcome to my Blog＼\ ٩( ᐛ )و /／ ..i guess??

Why don't I tell you a bit more about myself. ✩₊˚.⋆*im prob talking to myself*⋆⁺₊✧ My name is Toby, as I said. I go by a few other names as well. To tell you a few; Parker, Wormie, and Mouse. I'm 22 years old and I'm from the unfortunate state of Texas.

✩₊˚.⋆*although my birthright would point to an unwavering love of country music and jesus*(༎ຶ _｣ ༎ຶ )

As is the way, and this is in fact tumblr; I do indeed identify as queer. My pronouns are they/them, as I am agender. And, by the nines, on top of all that I'm also in a relationship.♡ ～(‘▽^人)

✮ ⋆ ˚｡ ⋆｡°✩ And here are a few of my favorite things ✩ ⋆ ˚｡ ⋆｡°✮

My favorite videogame of all time is Watchdogs2, in which I have beaten the game 7 times. I'm currently on my 8th playthrough because it's just that good. Now another game I love, and yet despise with a passion is TheSims4. It's a great game with a lot of fun things to do with your sims. ✩₊˚.⋆*like toturing them*⋆⁺₊✧ I like the direction the game has gone in and I'm glad the devs have made an effort to hear the fans in spite of EA and parts of the community. Finally, the two games I'm playing currently are BuldarsGate3 and Skyrim. I enjoy the chaos and misery I can cause the NPCs in either game. My favorite musical artist is Melanie Martinez as is felt through my Spotify as she has been my top artist two years in a row. ✩₊˚.⋆*its a little embarrassing how many times I've listened to the Portals album on repeat*⋆⁺₊✧ I also enjoy music from Penelope Scott, Sin Eater is literal perfection. While I listen to a lot of indie and Experimental, my love for music really took off with early 2000s rock. I still adore music from bands like The Pretty Reckless, Get Scared, and In This Moment. I also enjoy creating things and reading. I usually make crude, poorly made digital edits for fun. The skills I once had in digital and traditional art are heavily lacking because I'm so out of practice. Although recently I've found that I prefer writing much more to drawing. Reading has always been something I struggle to do. I read at a snails __@'-' pace, but because I enjoy writing, I kind of have to read. Luckily it's gotten easier overtime the more I read.

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This is turning into an essay and my hands are getting sore. (_　_|||)

I'll go ahead and finish this before I keep rambling. I'll probably use this account to write about random things like lore of some kind, original characters, random thoughts, ect.

Thank you for reading my "about me". I hope you enjoyed learning about this accounts user. Ok Bye. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

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I'll be completely honest; I forgot about this account.

I think for the swiftly approaching new year, I'll give this account a proper update.

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It's a stand mixer

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it straight up smells like spiders in here

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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*drops my headcanons and runs*

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We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

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It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

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