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monster hunter fans be like-

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Saw a field mouse today walking to work.

I feel like I was blessed by the mouse god to have a good day today.

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Some classic advice for anyone getting into Monster Hunter via Wilds

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I can't believe it, but they're right! there's no rule that says a dog can't be pope...

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I made a tasty but heavy dinner.

We did a few things and then ended up cuddling a bit on the couch.

I made a stupid joke about how I made a big meal so we'd both be sleepy, all the better for cuddling.

And then I remembered nothing more until she was saying that she needs to get moving and pack, and I hadn't even recognized that I was falling asleep. But the time was later enough that they were right.

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I am now officially a hot girl with a big axe

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Poobie has it for youbie

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knowing how to draw sometimes just means I can create stupid gifs of my favorite characters

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I'm surprised that Bell telephone company didn't turn itself into a religious order and secretly meddle in international politics to keep the US gov distracted so they wouldn't be broken up. and they could've kept all of the tech they invented at Bell Labs completely secret and hired mercenary groups to raid anyone else who was trying to get too far ahead technologically

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i hope people don't think im some kind of asshole who won't talk to them. im very very sorry, it's just i genuinely get messages from 15+ people every single day. im very tired. it's so hard to keep up with everything and im bad at keeping im a conversation. im so sorry.

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one more year until people stop dying

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Sometimes you get to a point in your transition where you're happy with yourself, but everyone around continues to misgender you and use your old pronouns, and you start to second guess your goals.

Maybe I need to voice train after all, maybe I need to dress different, maybe they'd get it if I just did a better job of acting the part. Maybe it's something I'm doing wrong.

Ugh.

Anyways. I love you, clocky trans people. We're lovely and you're perfect.

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I’m sweet, squishy, and kinda hot. Also I make real bad puns and am very autistic.

I have accidentally become lesbian bait.

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When you have a hammer......

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Anytime loser tgirl vampire

Anytime

Loser tgirl vampire with one chipped fang who's no good at draining you so she just ends up desperately humping your leg and whining

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I officially have a new girlfriend!

And let me tell you I’m melting so much rn, they’re so sweet and kind.

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Literally me if you even care

Hammer Edit / Mikey Solis