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Nice try, Purrloin, but after five years in eval, I'm immune to cuteness tactics; no human snacks for you!
#pkmn irl#purrloin are especially hard to evaluate#because even wild ones try to come near humans for food#so figuring out if they're actually unable to survive in the wild#or just trying to abscond with your chips#is a hell of a time
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Yes, we can use your trainer ID to find and return an accidentally released Pokemon if you contact us before we've relocated it, but if you've just released a whole bunch and only want one or two back, we're going to give you the side-eye. Once we've moved them to their new home, wild or otherwise, they're out of our hands and we're probably not going to waste our time going through all those records to find where one specific Pokemon went four months ago and whether it's been caught or traded since then.
There's a reason the prompt asks if you're sure about the release, people
#pkmn irl#once you've released it you only have your emotional bond tying you to it#and good luck restoring that after letting it go
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I don't know how everyone else feels about it, but those guys who run hyper training sessions save us from sooo much mass breeding/releasing for the low low price of some junk after a beer; Twins bless you, bottlecap freaks
#pkmn irl#((ooc- I figure Unovians would have sayings related to like their founding myth))#((of the twin princes etc))
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I wish the Ranger Union was less stingy with their Styler licenses, it'd make relocation a lot easier
#like i get why they're paranoid about it#but it's such a pain to have to catch the pokemon the old fashioned way#just to release them in a different place#pkmn irl
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Hi! It's me! The wigglyman!
start running
I don't run.
Hope you know Protect
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Like 30% of Oceana's ecosystem consists of species introduced by humans for one reason or another, so the question of Responsible Release is always an interesting one to ask - there's barely a consensus on what "native" even means. I usually default to sending Remote Rehome Pok茅mon overseas to where the question is less complicated. It takes up a lot more of my day than it really should.
Yours truly, @ladycorella.
P.S. Can I turn you loose on the eastern exit of Eucalypt Grove? They've sent me 26 unidentified Eggs to Remote Rehome since I started counting.
At least avoid introducing anything new to the wild, so many species have been driven to extinction or endangerment from reckless introduction, Oceana has so many rare and unique species that would be a tragedy to lose because someone wanted a cool dragon that turned out to be harder to handle than they bargained for =/
Get me a ticket over and I'll set them straight =)))
#and sure there are times you'd want to reintroduce pokemon after a devastation#like introducing grass pokemon to fight desertification#but leave that to the professionals#pkmn irl
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We don't need more fossil Pokemon available to the public; keep them in zoos or other properly accredited facilities or let them stay dead.
if you're a pok茅blog rb this with an unpopular opinion. state no reasoning
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if you're a pok茅blog rb this with an unpopular opinion. state no reasoning
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The day someone proves paradox pokemon are real is the day I lose it
#fossil pokemon are enough of a nightmare to relocate#and you know some moron is gonna have a hard time training one and just release it into the wild#and then we have to go catch it /again/ and figure out what to do with it#just the idea gives me Nightmares#good thing they aren't real#don't get me started on those chimeras galar still hasn't banned#pkmn irl
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Tinkaton are considered an incredibly dangerous invasive species in Galar due to their potential to completely disrupt the ecosystem, and as such there鈥檚 incredibly strict guidelines and legal requirements to bring one into Galar, and an incredibly hefty fine for failure to follow these guidelines.聽
#if you release a tinkatink or any of its line outside its native range I am Coming for you#pkmn irl
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Hello everyone! Mod Zoroark - the one running @darktypehuman - here! I decided to go ahead and make the network account for pokeblogging accounts! This blog is still a heavy wip, as I'm still working on the blank copy of the bio, but I hope to start adding accounts as soon as possible!
I'm restricting it to just pokeblogging accounts (IE, those who mostly just pretend to be their oc on tumblr, and don't like, rp in-person interactions between characters primarily) since I think if I listed every person who uses the pokemon irl tag I would be here forever.
Please spread this post around to let everyone know about this account! @realpokemon Hope it's okay to tag you, you're the most popular account I know of for this!
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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pok茅mon or etc
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Look, to any trainer who releases their Pokemon in person: I know it feels more "personal," but please please please use the storage system release function; it sends the Pokemon to us so we can evaluate if it's even releasable and send it to the right place so it won't destroy the local ecosystem, and to rehome Pokemon that can't be safely released to the proper trainers or facilities.
Releasing on the spot is how you get Unova's out-of-wack ecosystem (thanks Team Plasma) and we have to send someone to re-catch them, which is just stressful for everyone.
Also a big fuck you to mass-breeders and anyone who releases fossil Pokemon, I hope a Joltik makes a nest in your fusebox.
#pkmn irl#box storage release psa#do you know how long it's going to take to get those invasive pokemon down to safe levels in unova??#and protect the native species in the meantime?#i don't know where we'd be without quick balls
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(New sideblog for pokeblogging in character as a relocator for released pokemon; not really used to rp-ing, so give me a sec to get used to it)
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