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The Larger Hope

A Size Kink fic written for @releasetheanaconda by @naromoreau and yours truly

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9k / Rated E / Human AU

It's unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Emotional Support Phalpus, Fanart, Crowley Has a Large Penis (Good Omens), no really Summary:

A bit of fanart for the fantastic work ‘Angel Angel Angel Lookit Lookit Lookit’

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We have come so far and yet our work is not done. The anaconda has been released but we must remember: Crowley can have a mammoth member all year round.

This week a horrifying truth was discovered

Here at release the anaconda, we believe Crowley deserves to have a whopper in his trousers. A tallywhacker for the ages. 9 works is not enough. This event is meant to add to an underappreciated tag and let Crowley’s anaconda finally have it’s moment in the spotlight.

Posting will occur June 3-5 both here to the #release the anaconda tag and to the AO3 collection release_the_anaconda

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Release the Anaconda!

I did it! I had to rush to finish it up to make the deadline but my entry for the @releasetheanaconda event is live! Part of this idea actually popped into my head as a dream before the event was announced and the two ideas came together really well. Please enjoy a little gender bending and other fun with supernatural bodies and of course my signature dose of fluff. 🐍🍆❤️

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Steamed

A size kink fic written for @releasetheanaconda

When Aziraphale's favorite porn star walks into the coffee shop where he works, it completely derails Aziraphale's day.

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What happens when the sexy guy you're used to watching fuck people on your computer screen is actually the most awkward man you've ever met?

This fic is what happens.

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12k | E | Complete

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A Big Request

E, 2.6k words

Summary: Over the millennia, Aziraphale has occasionally explored the pleasures of the flesh. But he’s never felt quite like this before, so eager to enjoy every inch of someone. And Crowley has plenty of inches for him to enjoy.

Written for the @releasetheanaconda event!

Read on AO3

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T(h)rusting - A Good Omens Fic

My next submission for @releasetheanaconda It should be noted I take zero responsibility for this title. As it is all @ambrasue's fault. But I do take full responsibility for the fic and the summary.

T(h)rusting

Rated E, 3501 words

Summary: Honestly, it’s about trust. And Aziraphale’s desire to choke on Crowley’s giant 🍆. But mostly trust.

I can't...really post a snippet for this one. So, if you need to be enticed beyond that, below is some early reviews from dear Ambra, who was forced to beta-read this nonsense.

"You don’t mess around with the steamy smut, do you!"

"That was hot"

"how dare you write smut this good with feelings!!"

Read it on A03!

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Stealing Glances - A Good Omens Fic

My first submission for @releasetheanaconda (the second will be up later tonight). Have some delightful M rated Aziraphale embarrassing himself for the good of us all!

Stealing Glances

Rated M, 3890 words

Summary: He hadn’t meant to stare, that first time, in Rome. But it was terribly out of fashion for a–well–for a man’s… manhood… to be so… large. And Crowley was nothing if not obsessed with fashion.

In which an Angel gets a good look, develops a new kink, and finally gets his post-apocalypse awards.

Read it on AO3

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The Larger Hope

A Size Kink fic written for @releasetheanaconda by @naromoreau and yours truly

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9k / Rated E / Human AU

It's unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.

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A very cropped version of my pic for the @releasetheanaconda event. The full pic can be found on my naughty Twitter.

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Release the Anaconda: A Good Omens Event where Size Matters

The release approaches. A burgeoning excitement in us all. Can you sense it? A huge sense of anticipation, growing larger by the second.

Well, Crowley's penis is bigger than all of that.

Posting June 3-5 on AO3 to the release_the_anaconda collection or here to the #releasetheanaconda tag, get ready for a girthy serving of size kink, demon-style.

FAQ

[Photo cred to unsplash @ charlesdeluvio]

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Release the Anaconda: A Good Omens Event where Size Matters

Posting June 3-5 under #releasetheanaconda or on AO3 to the release_the_anaconda collection

Have you started really considering what might be inside those tight black jeans? The sheer potential of Crowley's pocket rocket?

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Release the Anaconda: A Good Omens Event where Size Matters

Posting June 3-5 under #releasetheanaconda or on AO3 to the release_the_anaconda collection

Have you started really considering what might be inside those tight black jeans? The sheer potential of Crowley's pocket rocket?

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The release approaches.

Release the Anaconda: a Good Omens Event where Size Matters

An event to celebrate size kink of the demonic variety.

Works of any medium and length ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) are welcome. The only requirements are that they be posted on AO3 to the Crowley has a Large Penis tag and that the work itself does include Crowley’s massive baloney pony. A daily round-up will be reblogged here and can be added to the release_the_anaconda event collection.

Posting will occur June 3-5

[photo cred to unsplash @ charlesdeluvio]

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Fact #247: Crowley's [REDACTED] is so large an average censor bar cannot fit over it.

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This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”

Ma’am, respectfully, that is the least objectionable / most palatable word for that particular reproductive organ

and also respectfully, no, I will not stop 😂

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Release the Anaconda: A Good Omens Event where Size Matters

Is Crowley a grower or a shower? Trick question. He's both. There's no denying the size of this demonic dong.

Posting to the #releasetheanaconda tag or to the AO3 collection release_the_anaconda on June 3-5, prepare for an event of epic proportions.

More details @releasetheanaconda or FAQ

[Photo cred on unsplash @ charlesdeluvio]