welcome to my porch y'all find me on ao3 at relatively_einstein or on my side blog relatively-einstein-recs
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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media
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new years resolutions are easy i think you guys are just doing them wrong?
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
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oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.
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I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
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