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Saw the I’m An Albatraoz map again and yep still convinced that’s Night Swan’s daughter
#like why do you think Night Swan kept Jack locked up like that??#wouldn’t it be enough to pressure him and put heavy expectations on him??#perhaps that method had failed her previously 👀👀👀#basically Albatraoz (who I’ve currently named Odette) is her daughter she brought from Earth meant to be her perfect prodigy#based on Sk8er Boi map clearly Tyler knows Albatraoz right#so I think Albatraoz met Tyler and Lauren and showed her what it meant to have fun dancing#which also meant making mistakes and dancing for fun not perfection#that didn’t go well with Night Swan#anyways so she banished her daughter to a music box and started locking away a young Jack Rose#Night Swan is truly the mom of the year
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Sorry to anyone who followed me for FOB or MLP or Miraculous or Sonic or something and now I’ve suddenly risen from the dead spouting nonsense about Just Dance, this is also your warning that it is NOT gonna stop anytime soon
#I wasn’t kidding when I said I was going through EVERY map#I’ve been at this for hours lmao and I have MANY thoughts#I will keep quiet for now
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I’ve gone too deep I somehow managed to create crazy lore for BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE of all maps
Very sad I am not at WWWYF so instead I will go through every single Just Dance map and headcanon what Danceverse it’s from as a distraction
#it’s low key kinda sad actually#having this kinda lore for Blame It On The Boogie out of ANY MAP IN THE WHOLE FRANCHISE is crazy#I’m insane I fear#Ubisoft you should let me be the lore master next#just dance
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Very sad I am not at WWWYF so instead I will go through every single Just Dance map and headcanon what Danceverse it’s from as a distraction
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Also I’m still not convinced Jack is the Traveler’s kid
If anything, In Your Eyes has me MORE convinced Jack came from Earth, because I get the vibe the Traveler was looking to send Leda back to Earth lmao
#like I’m not really sure why he’s looking at Earth here?? that’s my guess#and like the way Leda beckons Jack to come with her…I’m not convinced Jack is her kid either LMFAO#She DEFINITELY stole that child 💀
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Ok I’m just now finding out that apparently people COMPLAINED about Just Dance having lore??? Literally WHY??? Story mode took up what, 7 maps? AND THEYRE STILL FUN PLAYABLE MAPS!!! What exactly did people take issue with, and why was it so much of an issue that now people are speculating Story mode is no longer a thing????
#idk me personally Story mode was the reason I started buying JD games again#like I LOVED the games as a kid and used tk get them every year but then the song lists were shit imo so I stopped getting them#I ended up buying 2024 on launch day SPECIFICALLY because I learned about the lore and thought it was really interesting#‘Just Dance is a party game’ ok and??? tf does that have to do with the lore maps???#I can understand the complaints about difficulty in choreography but what does the lore have to do with any of that??#except for cutting some of the intros shorter#I’m looking at you Can’t Stop The Feeling#my club recently did a PowerPoint night where I ranked at least half of the Just Dance games right#and after doing that and now playing 2025…idk it’s kinda disappointing ngl#like half of the maps here are bad imo lol#not a huge fan of the song list#don’t care for the Ariana Grande pack#WHY IS CENTURIES A VR EXCLUSIVE???? FUCKING CRIMINAL#Was SUPER disappointed with the Dancer Card customization options#the maps that are good are actually REALLY good but there’s only a handful of them#in my opinion anyway don’t kill me lol#questioning why I spent $50 on this game#just dance 2025#just dance spoilers#just dance 2025 spoilers
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SO HELP ME GOD IF CENTURIES IS JD VR EXCLUSIVE I DIDNT WAIT ALL THESE YEARS FOR FOB SONGS TO GET ADDED TO JD JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
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Y’know everyone is scrambling to figure out who Jack’s dad is but like…what if he straight up doesn’t have one? Like what if Night Swan found a way to create him in her pursuit of perfection?
#I know logically they’d never go for a plot like that#but like…it makes so much sense to me#idk I LOVE Night Swan’s whole thing with perfection and I feel like this is definitely something she would do#but I know Ubisoft would never be that cool 😔#just dance
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Everyone’s freaking out about Wanderrose after that new teaser dropped but like…I refuse to believe Jack is The Traveler’s kid LMAO like they don’t share any traits
I’d already had the idea that Night Swan brought a human child to the Danceverse, so I’m passing that idea on to Jack. He’s DEFINITELY a human kid that got brought over
#sacrificing my Albatroz lore to save Wanderrose 😔#like there’s no way Jack is related to the Traveler#or at the very least this was not planned and is a recent decision#because like it’s very obvious Wanderlust is related to his parents you can see elements of both of them#I don’t really see those similarities with Jack and The Traveler though#and like Wanderrose is such a popular ship they probably should’ve tried to discourage shipping sooner if they do end up being related#also side note PLEASE don’t tell me Night Swan became evil because of her ex 😭😭😭#I REALLY liked the perfection thing they had going as someone who was a dancer for 12 years like that really resonated with me#ok sorry I’ll stop talking now lol#just dance
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I’m An Albatroz just released on JD+ but she still doesn’t have a name so I’m legally allowed to take custody of her right
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Guys if I started spouting Just Dance lore and theories would you think I’m cringe be honest
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I'm taking orders for custom FOB earrings! ✨️ 2ourdust is over, but might as well prepare for 3dust3furious lol
You can find my sh○ppe link in my bio! 💜
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I CANT BELIEVE THE GAME ACTUALLY LOADED IT STILL WORKS LMAO
Thinking about High School Story again, that game permanently altered my brain chemistry, I’m so sad it’s gone because I wanna be part of a fandom for it so bad 😭
#the screen sizing is atrocious though lmao like when did it get like that#I have it downloaded on this phone so clearly I must have played it with this screen but I don’t remember it looking like that#ignore me y’all I’m having a 2 am moment rn
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Thinking about High School Story again, that game permanently altered my brain chemistry, I’m so sad it’s gone because I wanna be part of a fandom for it so bad 😭
#like I didn’t really care about the game until high school and by then it was basically dead#I found some old blogs dedicated to the game and it made me sad like I wish I was there#it does bring me joy that everyone else was as charmed by Beckett as I was lmao#I should just make content for it anyway and be a one person fandom lmao#I know the game technically shut down but I still have the app I wonder if it’ll load
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#AND I WAS THERE FOR IT#I LEGITIMATELY FELL TO MY KNEES OVER BAD SIDE OF 25 THE PEOPLE AROUND ME WERE WORRIED 😭#sorry I was suffering from Soul Punk Syndrome 😔
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