reiofshedtwt
reiofshedtwt
Rei of Shblr
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18 - INFP - DNI creeps asking for spicy pics because I will send you a picture of a fish. unless you actually want a pic of a fish, I will gladly send you one.
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reiofshedtwt · 25 days ago
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Chat I know this is a sudden change of events but I am recovering now. I have someone who cares about me a lot and I don't want to hurt them. I want to be happy and I'm tired of suffering. I don't want to die anymore. This is called winning. You don't have to succumb to your mental illness, guys. Remember that. I'm logging out. Love you guys ❤️
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reiofshedtwt · 26 days ago
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C@nnib@llism advice!! (Posting for my own reference)
"Theoretically, if I were to cook human skin, what would I season it with to make it taste good?"
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If we were to approach this entirely theoretical and macabre scenario from a culinary perspective, human skin would likely share some characteristics with pork skin, given their biological similarities. Here’s how one might season it for palatability:
Salt and Pepper: These are fundamental for enhancing the natural flavors of any meat. Salt would help in drawing out moisture and flavor, while pepper would add a bit of heat and complexity.
Garlic and Onion Powder: These would add depth, bringing out savory notes that might be lacking in plain skin.
Paprika or Smoked Paprika: For a touch of color, sweetness, and smokiness which can complement the fatty texture of skin.
Cumin: This spice could introduce an earthy and warm flavor, balancing out the potentially gamey taste of human skin.
Chili Powder or Cayenne Pepper: If you're looking for some heat, these spices can add zest and counteract any fattiness.
Herbs like Rosemary or Thyme: These would add aromatic qualities, potentially masking less desirable flavors with their robust herbal notes.
Citrus Zest (Lemon or Lime): To cut through the richness with some brightness and acidity.
Here's how you might theoretically prepare it:
Dry Rub: Combine salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, cumin, and a bit of chili powder. Rub this mix generously on the skin, allowing it to marinate for several hours or overnight in the refrigerator to help flavors penetrate.
Baking or Roasting: Place the seasoned skin on a rack in a baking sheet to allow air circulation for crispiness, similar to making pork rinds. Bake at a moderate temperature (around 300-325°F or 150-160°C) until it starts to crisp, then you might increase the heat for the last bit to get a good crunch.
Finishing: Post-cooking, you could sprinkle some fresh herbs like rosemary or thyme, or even a bit of citrus zest to lift the flavor profile.
Please remember, this is purely a theoretical discussion for the sake of exploring culinary concepts and should not be taken as an endorsement or suggestion to engage in c@nnib@listic practices. Such actions are illegal, unethical, and universally condemned.
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"TO GET A GOOD CRUNCH" HAHAH
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reiofshedtwt · 29 days ago
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im genuinely curious now how many photos of fish do you have?
As many as you want me to have heh...
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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I'll pay someone $3.30 and a free cut commission if someone gets me some #10 or #22 scalpel blades and keeps em till I move into my apartment. If that amount of money isn't enough I can get more just takes time. I'm broke haha
Sorry if this upsets anyone I have no intention of doing that I'm just desperate
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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I no longer have a pookie bear 😞
Chat I have a twt @sageywagey2006 too.
Anygays new account! Follow me for super silly goofy fun time 😎😎
Basically!!
I'm eighteen. I have a pookie bear (mwwwahh to him) I may or may not have autism 👀 bipolar, adhd, BPD, GAD, PTSD, Persistent Depressive Disorder, uhh any else I'm forgetting???... No?? Okay. Anygays I am very active on Vrchat so if you want to play lmk!!
Hw: 135 lbs
Lw: 115 lbs
Gw: 80 lbs
Cw: 122.5 lbs
Call me a fatty!! It'll motivate me!!
I'm always here for anyone if they need someone to talk to, pinky promise 🩷🩷🩷
Everyone have a great morning / afternoon / evening!!
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH OTHERS
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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safe foods grocery list <3
here are some things i basically live off of!!
rice cakes (all different flavors) (35-60)
halo top ice cream (varies, 250-400 per pint)
Yasso ice cream bars (70 for mint chip)
outshine sugar-free popsicles (30)
popcorn (varies)
fiber one bars (70-90)
laughing cow cream cheese light (25)
sugar-free chobani yogurt (60)
sugar-free pudding cups (40)
sugar-free jello cups (10)
water flavor packets (or liquid) (0-10)
sugar free gum (5)
skinny syrups (0)
stevia, sweet n low, Splenda (0)
cauliflower rice (20-50)
light string cheese (50-60)
drinkable konjac jelly (3-10)
fat-free cottage cheese (120)
starkist light tuna in water (70-90, diff flavors)
frozen fruit (60-80)
salad mixes (20)
repost to add ur own, love u guys!!
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS WAS THE FULL PICTURE IM SCREAMING THIS IS HILARIOUS
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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fish. hell yeah
Hell yeah
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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hi ive been getting really into salmon recently. can you help me out...
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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I HATE MY STUPID FUCKING BROKEN ASS PHONE IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRASH THE FUCK OUT
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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Got my stitches taken out. Slowly starting to run out of places to cut :(
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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I GIVE UP I GIVE UP I GIVE UP I GIVE UP I GIVE UP
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reiofshedtwt · 1 month ago
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HI CHAT IM BACK
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reiofshedtwt · 2 months ago
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I ate one pancake and now I'm sick all day. I'm gonna k!ll myself
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