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Major Rusalka's right hand man voiced by Neil Newbon
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major traffic incident
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scrambling to assemble grad applications before the deadline and my finals are in two weeks well i fear i will not make it
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i should change my url to my warframe one when 1999 drops…..
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giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.
I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.
#that reply saying that when i could literally find countless scientific papers confirming every claim on this post 😭#like even the person who didn’t give birth has changes seen in their brain so of course when you go through something that physiologically#stressful you’re going to have morphological changes in your brain#the only kinda positive thing about pregnancy is that it reduces chance of getting endometrial cancer by around 40% but increases for other
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my sisters boyfriend is in the shower when it’s my time to shower how shall i kill him
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The genius fish who sent me back in time to save the galaxy from the man in the wall watching me do nothing but get my back blown out by the hot psych lady 24/07:
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should be illegal for a migraine to get worse when you lay down
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