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Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

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Ah sorry folks apparently the animated gif version wasn’t working properly for some people oops 😅 so here’s a video!

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Duke: Renzei tried to kill me!

Juliette:

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✨𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖌✨

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To other autistic people, are there any kinds of clothes that are sensory hell to you?

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Mystical Woodland Animal Art Prints by RivuletPaperShop

x / x / x / x / x x / x / x / x / x

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Was supposed to be a quick warm up but got carried aaway okkbyee

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This will forever be the most iconic line in Choices history. Change my mind.

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Art Commission: Griffin Langley by @cyanide-chicken

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call me a coward but if I met a sexy pirate captain after being flung back into the past, i would simply drag him back with me to the future. rip to everyone else but i like indoor plumbing. the only thing Edward and i will be pirating is Disney+

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fuck it, egirl parker

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I will tolerate any treatment.

Like I play games sometimes, and I’ll put up with anything. I’ll play some dating sim—I don’t wanna name an actual game so let’s just make one up, let’s call it “Lovestruck.”

So I’ll play a series on Lovestruck and I’ll show up in the tag and I’ll go “since you’re adding routes, can we have this trans woman supporting character as the first binary trans LI, please?”

And they’ll go “No. We’re going to reduce her screen time, even.”

And I’ll go, “Okaaaay!”

And then I wait two weeks. And then I look at the Lovestruck tumblr and I go, “Any updates?”

And they go “Yeah, we released this furry route while you weren’t paying attention. Because we hate you. Now take this sprite with a fur thong, go fetch!”

And I’ll go, “Okaaaay!” and I go over to the season reviews and go “Can we have any new love interests of color please?” and they go “NO!”

And I go, “Okaaaay!”

And they go, “You want some more alien LIs, don’t you?”

And I go, “Nooooooo,” and they go, “SAY IT!” and I go, “I want some more alien LIs.”

And then I go into the Lovestruck tag to air gentle grievances, which is an oxymoron, and I go, “Can we please have the first woc route in nearly a year?” and they go, “No! In fact, we’re gonna frame you for murder, and you’re gonna go to jail for thirty years!”

And I go, “Why are you doing this to me?”

And they go, “Because we’re Voltage Lovestruck, and life is a fucking nightmare!”

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pocket-sized blades gang

bonus prince aerin:

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couldn’t stop thinking about this joke

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